The Iron Sheik

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IF IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IF IT IS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY DONT TELL THE APPLEBEES THAT OR YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT CHOCOLATE BROWNIE SUNDAE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

Dude...that made no fucking sense. Kinda like your name and the word "penis."
 
IF IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IF IT IS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY DONT TELL THE APPLEBEES THAT OR YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT CHOCOLATE BROWNIE SUNDAE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

Dude...that made no fucking sense. Kinda like your name and the word "penis."
Asshole, that's an Iron Sheik Tweet. The gimmick flew over your head.
You're not the only one.
Let it go,
Cause now you know.
Peace-