Hi Stan,
I can hear the anguish in your voice, how you fidget nervously with your lighter as you regain your composure. Though your voice may waver, I still hear you, man. I knock back every time you knock on wood, sending you a virtual fist bump across the ocean, hoping you got it.
Damn, so how are things going? I guess not too well since you're still talking to me on this obscure forum, but talking helps, it helps me too, even if it's just talking to the walls. Anyway, I understand that some people go insane from time to time, but there are limits, and you vocaroos are very concerning to me. I honestly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about...do you? Enough already, Stan. If you truly have something important to say, say it in the appropriate section and not Meltdown, which is considered the asshole of the forum. You've spent hours disassembling old trolls or inventing entirely new ones. It's completely ridiculous.
This proxy sounds like a mash-up of at least five different Brawl Hall idiots...do you even remember who was who at that forum, do you remember anything about the forums you were at, and were you ever in the Hell Flame Wars? Listening to you, it's clear that you're befuddled by the various nics and names that people have posted under. You also believe that posting at and only at troll forums for the rest of your internet career is how one wins the internet, which is unfortunate.
But, Stan, be yourself...be the best Stan you can be.
