The Murdy/KM Facetime discussion thread

[Seamajor]

Dog got your tongue tied up?

 

[Seamajor]

I don’t think he actually fucked her

Damn. Lemme go take a chlorine bath now

Good idea Stumpy. Your hot tub isn’t what you think it is.

 

[The Countess]

I don’t think he actually fucked her

Damn. Lemme go take a chlorine bath now

That video of her pretend crying tho.


That’s a big bitch

 

[Seamajor]

Aylanas game

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That video of her pretend crying tho.


That’s a big bitch

Was she crying? Lmao

 

[The Countess]

Was she crying? Lmao

She was trying to. She was applying makeup to the bags under her eyes and crying to you. Fucking CRINGE.

 

[Breakfall]

Aylanas game

Shut up you village idiot…your dementia is out of control!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She was trying to. She was applying makeup to the bags under her eyes and crying to you. Fucking CRINGE.

No way. Seriously? Lmao. Goes to show you I never paid attention to anything she said

What did she say?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

In other news

Admin the noodle neck pussy said “ but he said my tummy hurts”

And got slapped in the mouth

Funny as fuck

 

[wizer]

Yo @wizer She laced her fat fuck photos with you too?

I never saw any laced fat fuck photos. In my defense, back in the day the only thing I was aware of was she had big boobs that she posted all over the internet in search of gratification. If I had realized she was morbidly obese I would never have um.. interacted with her in the first place.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I never saw any laced fat fuck photos. In my defense, back in the day the only thing I was aware of was she had big boobs that she posted all over the internet in search of gratification. If I had realized she was morbidly obese I would never have um.. interacted with her in the first place.

She says she deliberately laced her own photos to make her look balding and fat

I shit you not

 

[wizer]

She says she deliberately laced her own photos to make her look balding and fat

I shit you not

I can understand why she would say that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I've met Fuglies on first dates who misrepresented themselves and as they sit there with their gut spilling all over the table they say "I don't really look like this it's just the lighting".

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I can understand why she would say that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I've met Fuglies on first dates who misrepresented themselves and as they sit there with their gut spilling all over the table they say "I don't really look like this it's just the lighting".

She be looking like Chris Farley in his final days

But swears she’s a “sex kitten”

And actually tries to shame me for having a tough time getting wood with her

Lnao. Not too bright

 

[wizer]

But swears she’s a “sex kitten”

It's true. Murdock is a sex kitten. And I'm an astronaut with a 12" long schlong.

On the internet we can be whatever we want.

Unfortunately over time it's more difficult to get other people to believe us.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

It's true. Murdock is a sex kitten. And I'm an astronaut with a 12" long schlong.

On the internet we can be whatever we want.

Unfortunately over time it's more difficult to get other people to believe us.

I’m really the marvel super villain thanos

See my avatar for details

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Sex kitten. Lmao

 

[Admin.]

"I'm breakdancing, lol!"