Things In Life You Just Don't Get?

[Alticus]

Aaaaaa Ha!! you are slowly weakening under my powers of persuasion. If I can be serious for a second though I have always appreciate how good Murray is at just about everything sports related maybe even as much as his comedic talents.

Now this may shock you and will rattle the very foundation of your existence but have a nice day with a typical Canuckian smile.

But another warning so a rewarning DON'T EVER CROSS Quacker. I hate ducks.

You have a good one too bro.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Bevy]

People who have so much cheek filler they look like Jim careys mask

 

[LotusBud]

Some people might think you are just pretending to be stupid.

But I know better.

I might want to know wtf you're talking about, but I doubt it's worth the bother.

 

[LotusBud]

You have a good one too bro.

My neighbor keeps ducks for food.

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah but addiction isn’t really love. I guess a stalker can be addicted to another person, but other than that, one merely loves another.

I love orgasms but I’m not a sex addict??

One is a sex addict if the compulsion to have sex ruins that person's career, family life, normal social relationships, etc., and that person still cannot alter the behaviors. It's like any other compulsion -- gambling, shopping, etc -- that ruins lives. Same with the internet. So, yes, there is sex addiction. And love addiction.

 

[Breakfall]

One is a sex addict if the compulsion to have sex ruins that person's career, family life, normal social relationships, etc., and that person still cannot alter the behaviors. It's like any other compulsion -- gambling, shopping, etc -- that ruins lives. Same with the internet. So, yes, there is sex addiction. And love addiction.

Oi…..shhhhhhhhhhh. You don’t get to speak to me when you see fit. Go fart and shit.

 

[LotusBud]

Some people might think you are just pretending to be stupid.

But I know better.

So, what happens to your house when you interact with me online? I mean, something that's not in your imagination?

 

[The Prowler]

So, what happens to your house when you interact with me online? I mean, something that's not in your imagination?

What happens to my house?!?!?!?

Are you on the hard drugs, Home Wrecker?

 

[Alticus]

Celebrities who gamble. If I was blessed enough to be a millionaire/billionaire, the last fucking place I would go to is a casino.

 

[The Prowler]

Celebrities who gamble. If I was blessed enough to be a millionaire/billionaire, the last fucking place I would go to is a casino.

I bet of the horses last night.

I lost every bet except when I bet on the same horse that my wife bet on...

Playing any game for money adds a little excitement to it.

 

[Joe]

I bet of the horses last night.

I lost every bet except when I bet on the same horse that my wife bet on...

Playing any game for money adds a little excitement to it.

I know a guy who wins every time he goes to the race track Lex @The Prowler

He has a system/formula.

Guy can start with as little as $2 and end up with at least $100 each time he leaves the race track.

Obviously he knows something you don't, eh Prowler?

Maybe you should stick with GICs save yer money eh.

 

[The Prowler]

I know a guy who wins every time he goes to the race track Lex @The Prowler .

He has a system/formula he uses

Guy can start with as little as $2 and end up with at least $100 each time he leaves the race track.

Obviously he knows something you don't, eh Prowler?

Why would you make yourself the gullible fuckwit in one of your stories, Senile @Joe?

 

[Joe]

Why would you make yourself the gullible fuckwit in one of your stories, Senile @Joe?

Well you're clearly losing money Lex @The Prowler

IMHO you oughta save yer money an' get a hair transplant instead.

 

[The Prowler]

Well you're clearly losing money Lex @The Prowler

IMHO you oughta save yer money an' get a hair transplant instead.

You failed to answer the question, Senile @Joe.

You came in hot and immediately punched yourself in the face.

It must be all that pent up frustration.....you do not think before you type....

 

[Lily]

People like DKG. They claim to want substantive discussions, but use their own money to read angry clowns all day.

That should be free entertainment.

 

[The Prowler]

People like DKG. They claim to want substantive discussions, but use their own money to read angry clowns all day.

That should be free entertainment.

@Lily is always so negative.


I love it!!!!

 

[Joe]

You failed to answer the question, Senile @Joe.

You came in hot and immediately punched yourself in the face.

It must be all that pent up frustration.....you do not think before you type....

You clearly exhibit signs of rising anger, Lex @The Prowler
I'm sorry I made you angry.

Try to avoid inflicting violence on those in physical proximity to you, Lex.

 

[Joe]

Why would you make yourself the gullible fuckwit in one of your stories, Senile @Joe?

Actually to answer your query, the guy in question is a professional gambler. He is a very successful one at that.

Mind you, he's paid a very high price for his addiction and told me he lost a great deal of money before becoming successful and controlling his gambling habit. Tho he's successful He told me he lost $20,000 in one sitting.

Personally, I wouldn't want his 'success', Prowler.

Those kinda people are actually addicts, eh?

I think he sold his soul as well.

 

[Lily]

You clearly exhibit signs of rising anger, Lex @The Prowler
I'm sorry I made you angry.

Try to avoid inflicting violence on those in physical proximity to you, Lex.

He's fit to be tied. Probably has spittle in the corners of his mouth and steam coming out of his bald head.

 

[The Prowler]

Actually to answer your query, the guy in question is <blah blah blah>

Hahahahaha!!!!

It took you how long to come up with the rest of your story!?!?!?

Your brain is slow, @Joe.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!