This is her doppelganger seriously...
That is hilarious! Good one! You are the bestest at posting pictures that make me look retarded! Ha! Ha! You are smart!
I apologize for making fun of your face. In reality I am jealous of the way you look. I wish I didn't have so much hair. I spend a fortune on conditioner. I wish I had only a shimmer of your premature balding gene, that way I could make my life more streamlined. Also, I am totally green with envy at your Capital Hill style of dressing. You really have to be really secure in your homosexuality to let everyone know your sexual orientation from all the pink and light blue shades of neon you like parading around in. You go boy! One day maybe you can introduce me to your boyfriend?
You are also one of my favorite posters.