Two Truths and One Lie

RAVEN

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Frood

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My dad knew Trump in the 80's around Philadelphia.

Johnny Bench gave me a signed baseball for serving at a Boy Scouts fund-raiser dinner.

I've been to Florida.
 

TheHaze

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My dad knew Trump in the 80's around Philadelphia.

Johnny Bench gave me a signed baseball for serving at a Boy Scouts fund-raiser dinner.

I've been to Florida.

#1 is false -

I got a kiss on the cheek from Kim Novak -

I fell 85 feet and live threw it -

I rode in the Rodeo circuit many moon's ago -
 

Levon

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My dad knew Trump in the 80's around Philadelphia.

Johnny Bench gave me a signed baseball for serving at a Boy Scouts fund-raiser dinner.

I've been to Florida.

#1 is false -

I got a kiss on the cheek from Kim Novak -

I fell 85 feet and live threw it -

I rode in the Rodeo circuit many moon's ago -

#2 is false

I've been to the Four Corners and pissed in all four states with one long piss.

I've been to Mississippi and left a guitar pick as tribute on each one of Robert Johnson's graves (three of them.)

I've been to Abilene, TX and visited Eisenhower's boyhood home, and farted big time in his bedroom.
 

TheHaze

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3 is false - - - - -

I flew in a B-17 -

My German Shepard could open doors -

My mother worked in a airplane factory during WW2 -
 

Levon

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#3 is false

My grandma worked in a munitions factory in WW2

I flew in a B-24

My mother worked as a go-go dancer in the sixties
 

LotusBud

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#3 is false

My mother was born and raised in Africa.

I can sail a sailboat.

My grandma lived to be 101.
 

TheHaze

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2 of my uncle's got killed in WW2,one on Normany Beach and one 1n the Pacific -
1 of my uncle's few a B-24 and drop bomls in North Africa - - - - -
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I am in this picture - - - - - -

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Big Sexy

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#2 is false

1) I have three nipples
2) I've never voted.
3) I do not like music, any of it.
 

TheHaze

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# 1 false -
(1) I sail to the Hawaii Islands(Mexico also) with 3 friends in a 38 foot Sea Ray -
(2) I once dated a Japanese Bar Fly -
(3) I once got into a bar fight with 2 cops and went to jail - - - - - -