Your truths.

[Cookie Monster]

Hair follicles are like electrodes, rub your hair hard to jump start your brain.

Press F for the Prowler.

Chimpanzees are just devolved brazilians, play them that Enya song and watch them play orchestra conductor.

Come back later for soar truths or add some of your own.

 

[Scooter]

Organization is the key to success.

Work smarter, not harder.

 

[Admin.]

I have never owned a Pith Helmet, sadly.

 

[cw_]

choose wisely_

 

[Garraty_47]

No matter where you are, there you go.

 

[cw_]

 

[Admin.]

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

 

[cw_]

Onward and upward!

 

[Admin.]

The journey of a thousand miles starts with a full tank of gas.

 

[cw_]

"I can't" lives in a woodpile.

 

[Admin.]

Endeavor to persevere.

 

[Lily]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Garraty_47]

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in the USA you get a front row seat.

 

[Weeg]

never take a wooden nickle!
Always cross the street;)

 

[Admin.]

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day.

 

[Aylana]

For we do not know what beasts the night dreams when its hours grow too long for even God to be awake.

 

[Blandscape]

When worshipping God, we condemn ourselves.

 

[cw_]

Step, push, step, step, touch, kick. Again Step, push, step, step, strong arms! Again

"5, 6, 7, 8!"

 

[Seamajor]

The moment when the alcohol reaches my blood stream.

 

[Garraty_47]

There are none so blind as those who will not see.

 

[Lily]

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a nail."

 

[cw_]

 

[Admin.]

close cover before striking

 

[Garraty_47]

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

 

[Admin.]

I am not you.

 

[Aylana]

I think human consciousness, is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody. Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight - brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

 

[cw_]

I'd say consciousness is nature's/the universe's way of experiencing itself. And the subconscious is where we experience ourselves.

 

[Admin.]

When one door closes another one opens, other than that it's a pretty good car.

 

[Garraty_47]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

 

[Garraty_47]

In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.