Two Truths and One Lie

[Sharona]

List three things about yourself -- it can be anything you experienced, anything you like/dislike, whatever you want as long as it's about yourself. Two of your statements should be true, one should be a lie. People have to guess which one is the lie, then list three statements about themselves. You can either reveal the answer later or not, if you want to remain mysterious (or just keep them guessing!)

Here we go...….....
1) I shook Obama's hand.
2) I wear sunglasses indoors sometimes so I don't have to make eye contact with strangers.
3) I have two gold teeth

 

[Dageaux]

List three things about yourself -- it can be anything you experienced, anything you like/dislike, whatever you want as long as it's about yourself. Two of your statements should be true, one should be a lie. People have to guess which one is the lie, then list three statements about themselves. You can either reveal the answer later or not, if you want to remain mysterious (or just keep them guessing!)

Here we go...….....
1) I shook Obama's hand.
2) I wear sunglasses indoors sometimes so I don't have to make eye contact with strangers.
3) I have two gold teeth

I'm gonna guess that 3 is the lie. 1 is too specific not to be true, and 2 is a gimme.

1.) I have a concrete plan for if I win the lottery
2.) I enjoy hunting
3.) I hung out of the gunner door of an attack helicopter

 

[offwidthe]

Im going to guess #1 is a lie.

1) I collect and cultivate entheogens
2) I have 2 kids
3) I rode boxcars across the country

 

[Krieg]

1 is a lie

1) Everything I say is a lie
2) I am telling the truth when I say a lie.
3) I lie about telling the truth about lying.

 

[offwidthe]

I hopefully have no kids.

 

[Deadlights]

1 is a lie

1) Everything I say is a lie
2) I am telling the truth when I say a lie.
3) I lie about telling the truth about lying.

All and none of the above.

1. I once had my penis touched at 10 years old by a male cousin 7 years older than me.
2. I got my ass beat by my Dad when I was 12 for showing the next door neighbors daughter my penis who was the same age as me after she told her Father who came over and told mine.
3. I have a small penis.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

3. is a lie.

1. I am a troll
2. I am a celebrity
3. I am gay

 

[Dageaux]

Im going to guess #1 is a lie.

Actually #2 was my lie. I have hung out the door of an attack helicopter (during the Katrina recovery I got to fly in an apache, and I got the door seat because the LT Col liked me and knew I had never ridden in a helicopter before) and I know exactly what I would do if I won the lottery, I fantasize about it often to pass the time.

 

[Deadlights]

3. is a lie.

#2. Was the lie. I was 14 when I showed the neighbors daughter my penis, not 12.

 

[Deadlights]

It double posted, my apologies.

 

[Heisenberg]

1. I voted for Hillary Clinton.
2. I was married to a young black woman for 2 years.
3. I have a 9" penis.

 

[offwidthe]

gonna go with numero uno.

 

[Gyroscope]

1. I am wearing pants.
2. One time I got lost at a renaissance fair.
3. I just smoked a blunt.

 

[offwidthe]

You are not wearing pants, I am outside your window.

 

[Gyroscope]

Correct you are. I am wearing shorts.

 

[offwidthe]

1) I get in trouble if I don't show up with a box of wine and cigarettes when I visit my mom.
2) I get paid to teach human sexuality
3) I was kidnapped in El Salvador

 

[Iggy McLulz]

3 is the lie

 

[offwidthe]

Correct! It was close though. Your turn.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I love eating liver.
I hate chocolate milkshakes.
I shaved 2/3 of my hair off of my head.

 

[offwidthe]

Im going with you hate chocolate milkshakes.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Sorry wrong answer

 

[offwidthe]

ugh I knew it.

A skunk just went under my chair
All of my income is unreported
I hate brussel sprouts

 

[Iggy McLulz]

This one is tough. Number 2?
1. hates country music
2. is walking around naked eating pizza
3. just got stoned

 

[offwidthe]

I love brussels.

are we talking old school country or pop country?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I love brussels.

are we talking old school country or pop country?

all of the above.
brussel sprouts are the best

 

[offwidthe]

Music is always a tough one, I like old school country but you post a ton of hip-hop so I am hoping you are eating pizza naked but you probably arent walking around. Gonna go with numero dos.

I have broken more bones than I am aware of
I got arrested for basejumping El Cap
My favorite author is Charles Bukowski.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Music is always a tough one, I like old school country but you post a ton of hip-hop so I am hoping you are eating pizza naked but you probably arent walking around. Gonna go with numero dos.

I have broken more bones than I am aware of
I got arrested for basejumping El Cap
My favorite author is Charles Bukowski.

Correct. I have a 7 month old Labradoodle who's pretty hyper yet so walking around naked is not advised lol.

Another tough one. I think I'll let someone else have a turn.

 

[skinofevil]

1. I once committed "armed" robbery with a homemade prop instead of an actual weapon.
2. In 1975, I flew cross-country unaccompanied by an adult when I was ten years old.
3. One time, I accidentally punched a little person in the face.

 

[Big Sexy]

#3

I’m italian

I’m living with several indoor phobias

I’ve gone on a bank robbery dry run

 

[knife wielder]

edit: pass