Two Truths and One Lie

[offwidthe]

True

I am currently hopping trains
my back is shot
I have everything I need to survive in a 7"x2"x4" waterproof container

 

[TheHaze]

No trains 4 u - - - -

I was in the Viet Nam war
I shook the hand of LBJ
I had a swim in the Great Salt Lake

 

[offwidthe]

Not at the moment

You swam the Great salt sea

Eating for the first time in 3 days
going to see my kids later
working

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Faggot, nigger and a kike.

 

[offwidthe]

because no one has ever done that

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I am a member of the EDL.

I love dogs.

I can’t drive.

 

[offwidthe]

What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days

First one lol,
To answer your question...

 

[TheHaze]

What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days

#3-I don't believe you have the funds- - - - -

I was on the top of the World Trade Center 2 weeks before 9/11
OJ Simson went to school with me
I push my 5th grade teacher down the stairs

 

[offwidthe]

Close, I am not allowed in a couple countries.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Tell 3 truths about yourself and 1 lie and the other bastards try to guess which is the lie.
I'll start.

1. I love cheese
2. I've been to jail
3. I won 200 dollars on a scratch off ticket.
4. I drive a Silverado

 

[skinofevil]

^^ In your case, the lie is #4.

1. I like to let women squeeze my ribcage between their thighs as tightly as they want, no limit whatsoever.
2. I once robbed a convent with a fake bomb and got away with it scot-free.
3. I love to drink pickle juice; in fact, that's the only reason I even buy pickles.
4. I was in a relationship for six months with a woman 20 years my senior.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

^^ In your case, the lie is #4.

1. I like to let women squeeze my ribcage between their thighs as tightly as they want, no limit whatsoever.
2. I once robbed a convent with a fake bomb and got away with it scot-free.
3. I love to drink pickle juice; in fact, that's the only reason I even buy pickles.
4. I was in a relationship for six months with a woman 20 years my senior.

Wrong. Try again

Number 2 is a lie Kilroy it seems obvious

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Didn't realise this thread was already made. My bad.

 

[Sharona]

going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.

 

[Frood]

1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.

 

[Breakfall]

going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.

1 and 2 are true, 3 is a lie because you despise men to the utmost inclination.

1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.

1 is a lie because John Lydon is antisocial.
2 and 3 are quite plausible.

 

[Breakfall]

1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.

 

[Frood]

1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.

2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.

 

[Frood]

going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.

1 and 2 are true, 3 is a lie because you despise men to the utmost inclination.

1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.

1 is a lie because John Lydon is antisocial.
2 and 3 are quite plausible.

Yeah... not Johnny Rotten... it was Johnny Bench the baseball player. He gave me an autographed baseball too... nice guy.

 

[Breakfall]

1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.

2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.

I’m thinking 1 is false because pubes don’t lie.
2 is true because that’s definitely a part your survival priorities.
3 is true because Australians even have that shit on burgers! Lol

 

[Frood]

1. My 9 year old already has the shape of a pint sized swimsuit model but still retains a childlike innocence.

2. Lilacs are my favourite smelling flower or blossom.

3. As kids, we would collect Japanese beetles in a soft drink bottle, pee in it, then throw them at each other with the screw tops off for laughs...

 

[Frood]

1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.

2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.

I’m thinking 1 is false because pubes don’t lie.
2 is true because that’s definitely a part your survival priorities.
3 is true because Australians even have that shit on burgers! Lol

Nope... I was ranga crotch till about 30 years old.. just the crotch and every 20-30th hair on my scalp (brunette, blonde, and a few greys for the rest). My eye colour has oscillated too...

 

[Heisenberg]

1. In 1984 I rode a motorcycle through 100 miles of blizzard in Montana and Wyoming.
2. When I was 17 I beat the fuck out of someone for pushing a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs.
3. I did 5 years in prison for distribution of cocaine and possession of scales and firearms with intent to deliver.

 

[Lily]

1. In 1984 I rode a motorcycle through 100 miles of blizzard in Montana and Wyoming.
2. When I was 17 I beat the fuck out of someone for pushing a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs.
3. I did 5 years in prison for distribution of cocaine and possession of scales and firearms with intent to deliver.

#3 is a lie

1. I paint as a hobby
2. I lived in Idaho for 5 years
3. I have never been to Canada

 

[TheHaze]

# 1= Lie - - - - -

I was the Captain of a boat for7 years -
I climbed Mt Everest with my son for his 21st birthday -
I have never been to Africa -

 

[LotusBud]

# 1= Lie - - - - -

I was the Captain of a boat for7 years -
I climbed Mt Everest with my son for his 21st birthday -
I have never been to Africa -

#2 is the lie.

1. I lived in Idaho for 6 years.
2. I lived in Washington for 1 year.
3. I lived in Arizona for 3 years.

 

[TheHaze]

I did 147 MPH in a 45 MPH zone last week -
I shot and killed a Grizzly Bear in Alaska -
I have a NHRA Fast ET License -
I jumped from the 8th floor of the St James hotel into a swimming pool on a $100 bet -

 

[Jeannie]

i climbed k2
i served in afghanistan
i helped my friend bury a body

 

[RAVEN]

Is it #2? :)