Two Truths and One Lie

True

I am currently hopping trains
my back is shot
I have everything I need to survive in a 7"x2"x4" waterproof container
 
No trains 4 u - - - -

I was in the Viet Nam war
I shook the hand of LBJ
I had a swim in the Great Salt Lake
 
Not at the moment

You swam the Great salt sea

Eating for the first time in 3 days
going to see my kids later
working
 
What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days
 
offwidthe said:
What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days
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First one lol,
To answer your question...
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offwidthe said:
What' the EDL

I can drive just not legally
I can be employed by Planned Parenthood
i can be anywhere in the world in 3 days
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#3-I don't believe you have the funds- - - - -

I was on the top of the World Trade Center 2 weeks before 9/11
OJ Simson went to school with me
I push my 5th grade teacher down the stairs
 
Tell 3 truths about yourself and 1 lie and the other bastards try to guess which is the lie.
I'll start.

1. I love cheese
2. I've been to jail
3. I won 200 dollars on a scratch off ticket.
4. I drive a Silverado
 
^^ In your case, the lie is #4.

1. I like to let women squeeze my ribcage between their thighs as tightly as they want, no limit whatsoever.
2. I once robbed a convent with a fake bomb and got away with it scot-free.
3. I love to drink pickle juice; in fact, that's the only reason I even buy pickles.
4. I was in a relationship for six months with a woman 20 years my senior.
 
Kilroy said:
^^ In your case, the lie is #4.

1. I like to let women squeeze my ribcage between their thighs as tightly as they want, no limit whatsoever.
2. I once robbed a convent with a fake bomb and got away with it scot-free.
3. I love to drink pickle juice; in fact, that's the only reason I even buy pickles.
4. I was in a relationship for six months with a woman 20 years my senior.
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Wrong. Try again

Number 2 is a lie Kilroy it seems obvious
 
going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.
 
1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.
 
Sharona said:
going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.
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1 and 2 are true, 3 is a lie because you despise men to the utmost inclination.

Harry McKnackers said:
1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.
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1 is a lie because John Lydon is antisocial.
2 and 3 are quite plausible.
 
1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.
 
Breakfall said:
1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.
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2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.
 
Breakfall said:
Sharona said:
going again.

1) I own more than 200 stuffed animals.
2) I have a twin.
3) I'm addicted to sniffing cologne.
Click to expand...

1 and 2 are true, 3 is a lie because you despise men to the utmost inclination.

Harry McKnackers said:
1. I've shaken hands with Johnny Rotten.
2. My father worked with Donald Trump for a project.
3. I was bitten on the finger by a squirrel once.
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1 is a lie because John Lydon is antisocial.
2 and 3 are quite plausible.
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Yeah... not Johnny Rotten... it was Johnny Bench the baseball player. He gave me an autographed baseball too... nice guy.
 
Harry McKnackers said:
Breakfall said:
1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.
Click to expand...
2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.
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I’m thinking 1 is false because pubes don’t lie.
2 is true because that’s definitely a part your survival priorities.
3 is true because Australians even have that shit on burgers! Lol
 
1. My 9 year old already has the shape of a pint sized swimsuit model but still retains a childlike innocence.

2. Lilacs are my favourite smelling flower or blossom.

3. As kids, we would collect Japanese beetles in a soft drink bottle, pee in it, then throw them at each other with the screw tops off for laughs...
 
Breakfall said:
Harry McKnackers said:
Breakfall said:
1. One of Nelson Mandela’s bombs nearly killed me.
2. I evaded Robert Mugabe’s henchmen armed with illegal firearms.
3. A leopard tried to chew my arse off.
Click to expand...
2 is true.... and it's a toss up between 1 and 3, but I'd say 3 is false...


1. The first 15 years of adulthood, I had red pubes despite not being a redhead.
2. I keep old plastic springwater jerry cans in case I need to collect water quickly.
3. I hate beetroot.
Click to expand...
I’m thinking 1 is false because pubes don’t lie.
2 is true because that’s definitely a part your survival priorities.
3 is true because Australians even have that shit on burgers! Lol
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Nope... I was ranga crotch till about 30 years old.. just the crotch and every 20-30th hair on my scalp (brunette, blonde, and a few greys for the rest). My eye colour has oscillated too...
 
1. In 1984 I rode a motorcycle through 100 miles of blizzard in Montana and Wyoming.
2. When I was 17 I beat the fuck out of someone for pushing a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs.
3. I did 5 years in prison for distribution of cocaine and possession of scales and firearms with intent to deliver.
 
Heisenberg said:
1. In 1984 I rode a motorcycle through 100 miles of blizzard in Montana and Wyoming.
2. When I was 17 I beat the fuck out of someone for pushing a man in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs.
3. I did 5 years in prison for distribution of cocaine and possession of scales and firearms with intent to deliver.
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#3 is a lie

1. I paint as a hobby
2. I lived in Idaho for 5 years
3. I have never been to Canada
 
# 1= Lie - - - - -

I was the Captain of a boat for7 years -
I climbed Mt Everest with my son for his 21st birthday -
I have never been to Africa -
 
I did 147 MPH in a 45 MPH zone last week -
I shot and killed a Grizzly Bear in Alaska -
I have a NHRA Fast ET License -
I jumped from the 8th floor of the St James hotel into a swimming pool on a $100 bet -
 
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