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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

You eat so much crap, it hardly matters that you eat expired food, I guess.

The ham was frozen, and canned goods last longer than they say hahahaha. They frickin' canned lol. They HAVE to put a date on it. Was good as hell lol. Only thing missin' was some cornbread. It was late, I was hungry, no time for cornbread, sadly.
 

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Carne asada tacos

Hahahaha, fuck yeah!

It is odd Im not eating tacos tonight. The oysters were marked down half off, I couldnt resist lol. Tacos tomorrow though! Shrimp ones!
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

You eat so much crap, it hardly matters that you eat expired food, I guess.

The ham was frozen, and canned goods last longer than they say hahahaha. They frickin' canned lol. They HAVE to put a date on it. Was good as hell lol. Only thing missin' was some cornbread. It was late, I was hungry, no time for cornbread, sadly.

Ham frozen for 8 months and canned goods expired 7 months ago? No, thanks, pal. That shit would have gone in the garbage here.

But like I said, all the shit you eat has coated your stomach and bowels with teflon.

PS, please don't ever cook for me.
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

You eat so much crap, it hardly matters that you eat expired food, I guess.

The ham was frozen, and canned goods last longer than they say hahahaha. They frickin' canned lol. They HAVE to put a date on it. Was good as hell lol. Only thing missin' was some cornbread. It was late, I was hungry, no time for cornbread, sadly.

When my partner and I moved in together, we integrated our kitchens along with everything else. One night, I open a can of green beans that he'd brought over.

I shit you not they were black, midnight black. I was like "OMG, they're black. How fricking old are these, ffs?"

He laughed and said he had no idea. I threw ought all his canned goods after that. I prefer frozen over canned if I can't get fresh in any case.
 

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We went to Spain last week. I had real Mexican food in the Iberian peninsula for the first time. It was soooooo delicious. We went there twice. It was a taco place.
 

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We went to Spain last week. I had real Mexican food in the Iberian peninsula for the first time. It was soooooo delicious. We went there twice. It was a taco place.

Do you know whether the owners were Mexican?

No. We asked to meet them, but they were in Ibiza. I know there's a Meixcan family who owns a Mexican grocery store in Lisbon. I haven't been there yet, though.
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

You eat so much crap, it hardly matters that you eat expired food, I guess.

The ham was frozen, and canned goods last longer than they say hahahaha. They frickin' canned lol. They HAVE to put a date on it. Was good as hell lol. Only thing missin' was some cornbread. It was late, I was hungry, no time for cornbread, sadly.

Ham frozen for 8 months and canned goods expired 7 months ago? No, thanks, pal. That shit would have gone in the garbage here.

But like I said, all the shit you eat has coated your stomach and bowels with teflon.

PS, please don't ever cook for me.

Hahahaha, for one thing, "you cant hurt ham". Its a song ya know lol. For two, they have to put a best buy date on a can, but it can last a year after... roughly lol. I dont eat a canned good that is over a year past. Except this one time, the best frickin' pork bbq in a can ever! lol, I still got a can, that is 20 years old or so hahahaha.

Teflon!!! hahahahahahaah

No Lotus dear, I would not feed a lady the same as that. Only I eat stuff like that. When I cook for a lady, I make stuff with fresher ingredients. Only 6 months expired, hahahaha. Only kiddin!

You would like my cookin' if ever I were to cook for you. I would cater to what you liked. Trust me, I do cook good.
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

You eat so much crap, it hardly matters that you eat expired food, I guess.

The ham was frozen, and canned goods last longer than they say hahahaha. They frickin' canned lol. They HAVE to put a date on it. Was good as hell lol. Only thing missin' was some cornbread. It was late, I was hungry, no time for cornbread, sadly.

When my partner and I moved in together, we integrated our kitchens along with everything else. One night, I open a can of green beans that he'd brought over.

I shit you not they were black, midnight black. I was like "OMG, they're black. How fricking old are these, ffs?"

He laughed and said he had no idea. I threw ought all his canned goods after that. I prefer frozen over canned if I can't get fresh in any case.

Thats crazy hahahahaa. Anything over a year expired, I toss. I actually do rotate my stock lol. Old stuff in the front.

When my brother was here, I passed on the "expired" stuff, and pulled fresher cans lol.
 

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Spicy Chicken Breasts with a Buttermilk sauce on cheese buns. Melted cheddar on top on the breasts. Yummy breasts.
 

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Very later dinner but having a Chicken Bacon & Peppercorn Ranch sub and than a Steak & Cheese sub from Subway. Hopefully that fills my gluttonous ass up for the night. Jesus.
 

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Roast, lots of gravy, some herb n lime some shit noodles, and niblet corn..

Yummers. Especially when I don't have to cook it myself. Friends are awesome.
 

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Leftover Christmas ham, and a can of beans that expired in January, lulz.

If there's one thing post-apocalypse movies and series have taught us is that there's no such thing as "expired canned food"

Bingo!

Its the only reason I let expired canned goods linger lol. When I have guests, I do break out the fresher stuff lol.


Tonight, frozen clam strips and french fries.
Last night, fried pork chops with mac and cheese, and green beans.
Night before that, grilled burgers. I made a Cheesy Western Sunday morning with a leftover patty. (burger, egg, cheese, relish, mustard)