So this dude comes in and is looking for a coworker who is off. I’ve met him before and was pretty nice and I think he worked with said coworker in the past. (A lot of people have).
He gets a beer, buys the guy he ended up talking to a beer and I ask him if he’d like a food menu.
He’s like “I’ve been drinking so I better eat”.
Okay cool. Two things I love, food and drinking. My kinda guy, anyhow.
He’s looking at the menu for a little, looks at me and goes, “hey can I get my tab?”
I’m worried something is wrong, I grab his tab, go over, and he pulls out some cash and pays.
So I bring him his change and he’s like, keep it. (Basically 100% tip, actually like 110%).
I’m like “is everything okay, you don’t want any food?”
He goes “I’m drunk and I should go!”
I’m like, oh, you sure you don’t want any food, and he goes… and I swear…
“I’ll eat at home. I’m fucked up. I was trying to pinch the menu like an iPad!”
I look down, and there’s a small picture on the page of the menu he’s looking at, and he’s acting out pinching a photo to make it shrink or grow, like you would on a phone or iPad.
Well, at least it’s a great start for today.
Good luck tonight everyone!
Stay Angry.
Make Money.
Fuck It.
I’m gonna have to think about it.
