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hes making nice now cuz i showed up and kicked him off the bed >:-D
What's the Longest Distance you've ever driven?
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Well, without derailing this thread anymore, I think an honest poll needs to be posted with a few things that are currently going wrong with this forum and it’s management.
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Im like that fucked up person that would rather smack it in the head with a toy while saying "git em" and laughing at its battle face.
Then pop it a treat and leave it to its owner.
I'm not looking to adopt, you know? Not even the strays that follow me.
Lulz
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Are you hinting at cunnilinguist now? Growling out some meat off the bone perchance?
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its a free site thus a privilege, for that i keep my complaints 2 myself
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I once drove into Northern Canada.
It was a very long ride.
I went as far north as a place called Chetwynd.
Large bears could often be seen sleeping on the side of the road.
If yer ever in that part of the country, don't get out of your car.
It can be dangerous.
Hopefully your car wont' break down or run out of gas on the highway up there.
It was a very long ride.
I went as far north as a place called Chetwynd.
Large bears could often be seen sleeping on the side of the road.
If yer ever in that part of the country, don't get out of your car.
It can be dangerous.
Hopefully your car wont' break down or run out of gas on the highway up there.
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You couldn’t manage a business. Sit down little girl…the bus is about to pull off.
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since i was in first grade i would walk 2 school (like two blocks lol) and would make friends with dogs and cats on the way then they would leech onto me and i would bring them home
before my parents could even say 'no' our dog would chase them off and back home they went lol
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The longest drive is across the Nullarbor from Perth to Brisbane. It’s virtually a straight line for a good part of the way, which makes it dangerous. A sleep-maker road! I’ll send pics.I don’t produce a lot of saliva or tears. A lot of my water goes into muscle regeneration. I’m a big wave rider. Traveled big distances to surf remote locations.
I thought Australia would be an Interesting Drive around the continent
However, according to this map, there's not purely coastal route, eh?
....at some point, the road disappears in the North.
...why is there no Northern coastal route in Australia?
is it just to hot or inhospitable?
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wait....its a short bus, must be yours
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u got wild camel problems too? camels?!
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More so at the top end. The camels went feral…we can thank the Arabs and poor governing for that ecological disaster!u gpt wild camel problems too? camels?!
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camels r just big lamas with a hump, harmlessMore so at the top end. The camels went feral…we can thank the Arabs and poor governing for that ecological disaster!u gpt wild camel problems too? camels?!
u knkw, looking at that ungoverned wasteland i can see y its a serial killers paradise
My longest trip was flying back from South America, going back to South America, flying back to Australia, then finding out my dad bought the farm and having to fly to America... all in the course of under a week.
Jet lag cancels itself out when you're dead tired.
I had just enough time to get drunk after the news and get scooped up in a car bound for the airport again.
I know it's not strictly sticking to the OP, but that was my biggest road trip.
Jet lag cancels itself out when you're dead tired.
I had just enough time to get drunk after the news and get scooped up in a car bound for the airport again.
I know it's not strictly sticking to the OP, but that was my biggest road trip.
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Hahahahaa…it’s easy to kill in Australia and get rid of the evidence. The backpackers are the easiest targets.camels r just big lamas with a hump, harmlessMore so at the top end. The camels went feral…we can thank the Arabs and poor governing for that ecological disaster!u gpt wild camel problems too? camels?!
u knkw, looking at that ungoverned wasteland i can see y its a serial killers paradise
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those movies were awesome!Hahahahaa…it’s easy to kill in Australia and get rid of the evidence. The backpackers are the easiest targets.camels r just big lamas with a hump, harmlessMore so at the top end. The camels went feral…we can thank the Arabs and poor governing for that ecological disaster!u gpt wild camel problems too? camels?!
u knkw, looking at that ungoverned wasteland i can see y its a serial killers paradise
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True story based off these two… Ivan Milat and Bradley John Murdoch.those movies were awesome!Hahahahaa…it’s easy to kill in Australia and get rid of the evidence. The backpackers are the easiest targets.camels r just big lamas with a hump, harmlessMore so at the top end. The camels went feral…we can thank the Arabs and poor governing for that ecological disaster!u gpt wild camel problems too? camels?!
u knkw, looking at that ungoverned wasteland i can see y its a serial killers paradise
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My son and I spent a ton of money and time readying Misa to sail her from San Francisco to Playa Flamingo, CR. Almost 5000 miles. The boat is truly capable and ready. It’s a huge investment in time. The adventure part would be awesome. Sadly it won’t happen.
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Straight through from Springfield IL to Palm Springs Cali 30 years ago with a friend. We stopped and bought a bottle of Jack on the way out of town. Drank on and off the whole way there. Now, the most I drive is about 14 hours without stopping for sleep.
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I used to do a regular runs in the winter hauling produce from Nogales to Vancouver (1,771 miles/2,820 kilometers). That was probably one of the longer regular runs.
Calexico was also a popular destination for me too.
That part of the US, you don't even think you're in the US anymore... I got BEANED! I think I was the only White guy in town.
The Latina ladies were probably thinking, "Damn, what's that fine looking young White boy doing around here?" Unfortunately most of them couldn't speak English very well when you go into towns like that, so they couldn't express their thoughts and desires...
Calexico was also a popular destination for me too.
That part of the US, you don't even think you're in the US anymore... I got BEANED! I think I was the only White guy in town.
The Latina ladies were probably thinking, "Damn, what's that fine looking young White boy doing around here?" Unfortunately most of them couldn't speak English very well when you go into towns like that, so they couldn't express their thoughts and desires...
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Some years ago I did the trip from Lands End to John O Groats. 874 miles. The longest single drive you can make in the UK with a specific taget town in mind. I was raving off my fuckiong tree and it felt like I got there in 10 minutes. Lol
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The longest road trip I’ve ever taken was when I drove from Seattle to Los Angeles nonstop after my marriage ended. I only stopped for gas. I’m pretty sure it was 22 hours nonstop.
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Vancouver to LA is about 1400 miles.
So suppose you drive at average 70 to 75 mph with a stopover for gas that's 1400/70=20 hours minimum. But with gas stops border waits more like 22-24?
Git it @Lokmar?
As one of yer heroes said..."Fuzzy mayeth! ....Lokmeer!
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