What's your sexual orientation?

[Lily]

Why even try explaining anything to the dolt? You see what you're dealing with, right? He just can't handle being WRONG.

You make a good point. His intransigence is glaringly obvious.

 

[Flynn]

You make a good point. His intransigence is glaringly obvious.

It's like arguing with a Nazi that says he's not a racist

 

[Lily]

It's like arguing with a Nazi that says he's not a racist

Yes, I find that to be inexplicable.

 

[Flynn]

Yes, I find that to be inexplicable.

Me too and me three.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[Master Pu]

Brah, you sound like this guy:

 

[Master Pu]

Notice the dude has a French last name lulz

 

[Master Pu]

Bro, you could do an identical Red Green impression.

 

[Aylana]

 

[Murdy]

I’m mostly straight.

 

[Murdy]

Sorry. I forgot, it's only when you're accusing me of being Gunz right after you accused me of being Martini's brother. My bad!

You have to consider the source…

Welcome to the wormhole that is your brain on Dove.

 

[Lily]

I’m mostly straight.

I had a sexual experience with a woman in college one-time, copious amounts of alcohol were part of the equation. It just wasn't my thing. She was a pretty Argentine-American, blondish brown hair, green eyes...she'd always just been a friend. That night we were passed out drunk on my bed at my apartment...she hit on me and I guess I must have thought, what the fuck...

I have regrets, after the next morning we both sort of stopped checking in with one another and drifted apart. That sucked, but shit...20 years old is very young. It was awkward and we handled it poorly.

 

[The Prowler]

I had a sexual experience with a woman in college one-time, copious amounts of alcohol were part of the equation. It just wasn't my thing. She was a pretty Argentine-American, blondish brown hair, green eyes...she'd always just been a friend. That night we were passed out drunk on my bed at my apartment...she hit on me and I guess I must have thought, what the fuck...

I have regrets, after the next morning we both sort of stopped checking in with one another and drifted apart. That sucked, but shit...20 years old is very young. It was awkward and we handled it poorly.

 

[Flynn]

Gee, is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Get a life. No one, not me gives a fuck what you think. No one. Use your real voice, then come talk to me.

 

[Flynn]

Bro, you could do an identical Red Green impression.

Oh? Come on, call me Pickles. Call me Martini. Call me Gunz you shitstain.

 

[Flynn]

Brah, you sound like this guy:

Well gosh, I guess I'm not a guy after all? Kinda makes your 10+ year crusade about my identity and gender a huge waste of time now does it?

 

[Flynn]

Me too! It was really hard to get someone off the street to do this.

 

[Lily]

Come on now. We were both drunk. I wasn't assaulted. I could have said no and I chose to explore.

 

[Flynn]

Come on now. We were both drunk. I wasn't assaulted. I could have said no and I chose to explore.

Now you're just making Prowler wet.

 

[The Prowler]

Come on now. We were both drunk. I wasn't assaulted. I could have said no and I chose to explore.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[Lily]

You know I envy the African American community's ability to say "N please..."

That's what this vocaroo of yours deserves...

 

[The Prowler]

Now you're just making Prowler wet.

 

[Flynn]

I would have thought yours would have been tucked in as you dance in the mirror while still trying to accuse me of being a man. But don't let me stop you from having your fun. After all, you are a self identified Quebecois.

 

[The Prowler]

I would have thought yours would have been tucked in as you dance in the mirror while still trying to accuse me of being a man. But don't let me stop you from having your fun. After all, you are a self identified Quebecois.

 

[Flynn]

Ohhhhh such malice in your voice. Does that really scare anyone? Does that make your shitty point come across better?

 

[The Prowler]

Does that really scare anyone?

 

[Flynn]

Lol.....Prowler, like BENzo, why are you soo enthralled by my gender? It's not like we're going to date or anything. I'm waaayyy too old for you.

 

[The Prowler]

Lol.....Prowler, like BENzo, why are you soo enthralled by my gender? It's not like we're going to date or anything. I'm waaayyy too old for you.

 

[Flynn]

Nothing. A pity reply from you would be no reply at all.

Thanks in advance.