Grandpa Bigly Smiles is elated his younger son is making him a Grandpa

Joe

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I can't even begin to express how excited I am !
Now I really have to do more to ensure the American dream which I lived to the fullest is available to that little one and any that come after.

......unfortunately I can't congratulate Grandpa Bigly because Im banned from that section of the forum. so I'll send my best regards to him from Bastard Factory.

Congratulations Grandpa @Biggie Smiles!

Hope yer becoming wiser in Old Age.
 
I love this for him.

And Reggie too!

I cant believe I've been friends for this long online with people that now we are becoming grandparents together

(Not me....my girls are not making me a grandma for a while lol)
 
I love this for him.

And Reggie too!

I cant believe I've been friends for this long online with people that now we are becoming grandparents together

(Not me....my girls are not making me a grandma for a while lol)

Come to think of it @Biggie Smiles looks kinda like a Grandpa @Dove

In a recent photo, That pudgy face, those sagging jowls.

He must have grown a pair of oversized love handles by now.
 
Come to think of it @Biggie Smiles looks kinda like a Grandpa @Dove

In a recent photo, That pudgy face, those sagging jowls.

He must have grown a pair of oversized love handles by now.

Is that how your grandfather looked?

None of us escape the hands of time, Joe. My grandmother was a chonky, portly irish woman with large breasts that she stored her hanky and usually a roll of mentos in there. She wore mu mus and bonnets.

So to me that's how a grandma should look. Just like how my babies were born tiny and by 3 months were chonked up little ogres so im partial to fat babies because thats how mine looked and thusly ALL babies should look.

I probably will not going to be gaining weight like that or growing large breasts and storing tissues in them though so MY grand babies will have different ideas on how a grandma looks.
 
Is that how your grandfather looked?

None of us escape the hands of time, Joe. My grandmother was a chonky, portly irish woman with large breasts that she stored her hanky and usually a roll of mentos in there. She wore mu mus and bonnets.

So to me that's how a grandma should look. Just like how my babies were born tiny and by 3 months were chonked up little ogres so im partial to fat babies because thats how mine looked and thusly ALL babies should look.

I probably will not going to be gaining weight like that or growing large breasts and storing tissues in them though so MY grand babies will have different ideas on how a grandma looks.
Well I wished your friend Bigly Smiles a Happy Grandpa Day over at The Blue Cashew, @Dove.

I even posted a link of this thread from the wellwishers at BastardFactory:

...I hope you enjoy it Bi gly!

Needless to say, he wasn't grateful & my comment/thread was moved or censored.

Oh well.
 
Come to think of it @Biggie Smiles looks kinda like a Grandpa @Dove

In a recent photo, That pudgy face, those sagging jowls.

He must have grown a pair of oversized love handles by now.
@Biggie must have really gotten under your skin for you to have so much bitterness towards him.

You ever heard of the word "testicles"?

Try growing a set.
 
Joe? He sold them on eBay years ago.
It's rather surprising he even had them to begin with.

He probably didn't get any offers after several attempts and ultimately listed them for a fraction of the starting bid price as a "Buy it Now" AND he had to cover the shipping.