Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

/embarrassing aside/ Early on in our relationship I innocently... but truthfully... told the Goddess that her teeth looked like kernels of corn. She immediately bought a tooth whitening agent that gave her an ugly infection requiring hospital care. She enrolled in a dental hygiene school, and we never spoke of it again.>/embarrassing aside/

Dances as if everyone is looking.
 
OK, I pee outside more than the poodle does, and I do stand on a footstool to make it over the fencs, but...

shits in the neighbor's garden and insists it's fertilizer.
 
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keeps it real ALWAYS
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can suck a golf ball threw a garden hose- - - - - - - -
 
Is a peeping tom spying on the neighbors while yanking his plank.

What's wrong about that as long as I don't hurt any one- - - - - - -

Likes to take things that don't belong to her- - - - - - - -