Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Damaged Maven]

Mows lawns on the regular, if you know what I mean.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Told the goddess her teeth where like pearls, she punched him and demanded to know who pearl was.

 

[Damaged Maven]

/embarrassing aside/ Early on in our relationship I innocently... but truthfully... told the Goddess that her teeth looked like kernels of corn. She immediately bought a tooth whitening agent that gave her an ugly infection requiring hospital care. She enrolled in a dental hygiene school, and we never spoke of it again.>/embarrassing aside/

Dances as if everyone is looking.

 

[TheHaze]

Like's to poop in the ocean- - - - - - -

 

[Damaged Maven]

Gets out of the shower to pee

 

[skinofevil]

Climbs up on a footstool to pee in the kitchen sink. Thinks the neighbors' lawn is 'the kitchen sink'.

 

[Damaged Maven]

OK, I pee outside more than the poodle does, and I do stand on a footstool to make it over the fencs, but...

shits in the neighbor's garden and insists it's fertilizer.

 

[skinofevil]

Pouts aun euxtra 'u' iun everythiung.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Drunk posts frequently

 

[skinofevil]

Goes round to bus stations to get vagrants to poo in an old coffee can, huffs the fumes to get high.

 

[Perfectcrime]

Gets out of the shower to pee

True story...I actually do :Wow3:

 

[Mr. Whipple]

keeps it real ALWAYS

 

[Perfectcrime]

Roses are red and violets are blue @Kilroy has little nuts and @Mr. Whipple does too

 

[skinofevil]

Is all... WHOLESOME, and shit! :PanicAttack:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was once arrested by a bird cop who said anything you do say could be held against you, so dribbling he whispered BOOBS.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

was taught to ALWAYS clean her plate

 

[Seamajor]

Knows the wrong people

 

[Mr. Whipple]

still has a " stingray " bicycle with a neat back rest and ape hanger handlebars uses it to and from beach parties

SWEET :rightON:

 

[realgrimm]

rattles the stinkbox when he masturbates

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left the bar because there was no exit to the alley.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

aims low to avoid disappointment

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is Ollies suckling wench.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Sucks so hard that she opened a carpet cleaning business.

Wait, non sequitur alert.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Has spray on pubic hair

 

[Damaged Maven]

Has 70s porn pubic hair and dental floss on nightstand.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Married his sister

 

[TheHaze]

can suck a golf ball threw a garden hose- - - - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a peeping tom spying on the neighbors while yanking his plank.

 

[TheHaze]

Is a peeping tom spying on the neighbors while yanking his plank.

What's wrong about that as long as I don't hurt any one- - - - - - -

Likes to take things that don't belong to her- - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Runs up to people in public and humps leg.