Dovey is lovely... she gets me and I get her

[Frood]

Must be a Michigander thing.

I say Devil's Night, she goes TP!

I say sucker, she says fest.

I say Gus... she says Macker.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

She makes a lot of people cry

and even gets admin all wet and gooey

you know, down there.

 

[Frood]

She makes a lot of people cry

and even gets admin all wet and gooey

you know, down there.

Admin has a down there? He's always fixated on other dude's down there's.


I love Dove. She's just like my baby sister but far funnier..

My sister is ruthless even by dude standards. She's like Beth in Yellowstone. I'm so proud.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin has a down there? He's always fixated on other dude's down there's.


I love Dove. She's just like my baby sister but far funnier..

My sister is ruthless even by dude standards. She's like Beth in Yellowstone. I'm so proud.

I hear he's having quite the sexually explosion behind this whole pegging thing.

Can't stop talking about it from what Dove tells me.

 

[Admin.]

Must be a Michigander thing.

I say Devil's Night, she goes TP!

I say sucker, she says fest.

I say Gus... she says Macker.

Be sure and ask Dove about her "Pegs for life" Program, a one time investment of $3500.00 or payment in kind and you're set for life!

 

[Dove]

Be sure and ask Dove about her "Pegs for life" Program, a one time investment of $3500.00 or payment in kind and you're set for life!

Freud is going to daddymom my child.

Talk to him with respect, peon!

And its 4k.

 

[Seamajor]

Admin has a down there? He's always fixated on other dude's down there's.


I love Dove. She's just like my baby sister but far funnier..

My sister is ruthless even by dude standards. She's like Beth in Yellowstone. I'm so proud.

Bet ya anything your her favorite sister. She is sweet

 

[Dove]

Dovey feels disgusting today.

Fought with the husband all week. Now we are literally taking apart the kitchen plumbing because the mother fucking sink wont drain.

And this 2,800 in pipes LATER.

I'm glad we agreed to just sell this place. Unless we can move it none of this shit is worth it. And we cant move it no matter what we do.

 

[Dove]

So something dropped out of the pipe that looked like a dead fucking rat. It was NOT a dead rat.

And it smelled WORSE than a human decomp.

You guy ever smell human decomp?

I'm legit waiting for a japanese demon woman to come crawling out from under the sink.

I'm burning this fucking trailor down TONIGHT. After I cover it in salt.

 

[Dove]

My husband just said "no no no dont do that" to the sink pipes and I'm terrified to ask.

Why me? Uhg.

My husband just had me google "what's the red thing thing in the kitchen sink pipes" and I found it immediately LOL.

 

[X]

I like how she is so fucking utterly boring and a dumb twat

 

[Garraty_47]

So something dropped out of the pipe that looked like a dead fucking rat. It was NOT a dead rat.

And it smelled WORSE than a human decomp.

You guy ever smell human decomp?

I'm legit waiting for a japanese demon woman to come crawling out from under the sink.

I'm burning this fucking trailor down TONIGHT. After I cover it in salt.

@Alticus seems to know a lot about new age stuff... maybe he'll stop 'round and burn some sage for you or whatever?

 

[Dove]

@Alticus seems to know a lot about new age stuff... maybe he'll stop 'round and burn some sage for you or whatever?

Well we did read some Pslams and rebuke it in the name of Jesus and all is well now and its draining.

Satan is no longer in my sink pipe lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well we did read some Pslams and rebuke it in the name of Jesus and all is well now and its draining.

Satan is no longer in my sink pipe lol.

Admin has thing stuffed in his colon and throat pipes all the time

 

[Alticus]

@Alticus seems to know a lot about new age stuff... maybe he'll stop 'round and burn some sage for you or whatever?

I know very little. lol

I googled 'New Age Topics' and picked ones from the list that I figured others might find interesting.

 

[Blazor]

Well we did read some Pslams and rebuke it in the name of Jesus and all is well now and its draining.

Satan is no longer in my sink pipe lol.

Satan in the Sink Pipe sounds like a good fiddle tune

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Satan in the Sink Pipe sounds like a good fiddle tune

 

[Dove]

Satan in the Sink Pipe sounds like a good fiddle tune

All I need is a fucking banjo.

I should have left my tooth broken lol

Sit on my deck and make up songs about Satan in the Sink Pipe and that blonde whale that almost killed me in FL lol

If you saw this place you would laugh so fucking hard lol

 

[Dove]

Oh and just so you guys know

We took all the fucking pipes apart. Stirred up Gos only knows what. Put it all back togther.

It still will not drain.

 

[Blazor]

All I need is a fucking banjo.

I should have left my tooth broken lol

Sit on my deck and make up songs about Satan in the Sink Pipe and that blonde whale that almost killed me in FL lol

If you saw this place you would laugh so fucking hard lol

Hey now, them broken teeth be stereotypes hahaha.

Sounds like a funny song! lol

Awwww, poor gal, I feel for ya. (hugz)

Does it connect to a septic tank? Tank full maybe?

 

[Blazor]

Or maybe a collapsed line underground, or root?

 

[X]

 

[Dove]

Hey now, them broken teeth be stereotypes hahaha.

Sounds like a funny song! lol

Awwww, poor gal, I feel for ya. (hugz)

Does it connect to a septic tank? Tank full maybe?

No septic.....and we have well water.

I'm going to have to have the plumber come back out OR we are gonna have to pull it apart from underneath.

I just wanna live in van.

My husband is telling me we can go house shopping. Oh okay yeah let's go look at a bunch of houses and then have another thing to fight about for the next month.

We looked at one that was almost perfect. It had a whole separate one bed one bath apartment above the garage. We could have had grandma storage. But no. No it was too far from his job.

SO WHY THE FUCK DID WE EVEN GO LOOK?! It's not like he didnt know where it was!!

Arent I supposed to be the fussy pain the ass?!

 

[X]

the probs of someone so full O shit clogs the pipes

 

[Dove]

Or maybe a collapsed line underground, or root?

Nope. It just does this every year.

 

[Joe]

Admin has a down there? He's always fixated on other dude's down there's.


I love Dove. She's just like my baby sister but far funnier..

My sister is ruthless even by dude standards. She's like Beth in Yellowstone. I'm so proud.

Tho we disagree at times @Dove is interesting. A Con with a heart. Cant say that much for some her friends here & over at the Blue Cashew who treat these forums like a blood sport. At least she never tries to bludgeon you with an axe like others do.

 

[Frood]

Tho we disagree at times @Dove is interesting. A Con with a heart. Cant say that much for some her friends here & over at the Blue Cashew who treat these forums like a blood sport. At least she never tries to bludgeon you with an axe like others do.

Ignored!

 

[Blazor]

Nope. It just does this every year.

Is there an outside access line to check?

Aint no reason for that to happen every year.

I mean, y'all dont dump grease down the drain, or anything y'all aint suppose to right?

 

[Frood]

It's a semen monster....

 

[Dove]

the probs of someone so full O shit clogs the pipes

It's not the shit pipes though.

That would be easier to deal with....grosser but easier.

This is way more fucked up because I'm gonna have to wash dishes in the gotdamn bathtub.

In. The. Bath. Tub.

It's too bad you are suffering from the after math of several strokes because there is a lot of material here if you were actually funny and not a retarded ass hurt man baby.

Dawwww.