Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

offwidthe · Jul 18, 2018

Is a black lady from compton.

Kilroy said:
Is an ordained minister of the Church of the Latter Day Dude.

That's actually true been ordained for 6 years and have officiated a number of weddings. Just did one last month.

Gyroscope · Jul 18, 2018

Has been known to eat Blue Buffalo dog food straight from the can.

offwidthe · Jul 18, 2018

Raises hamsters to sell to Blue Buffalo dog food

skinofevil · Jul 18, 2018

Throws angry cats into the open windows of passing cars hoping to become a Youtube sensation.

offwidthe · Jul 18, 2018

wasn't actually here.

aunty mabels cuntwash · Jul 19, 2018

Thinks Al Bundy's anus is jasmine-scented.

Rabidowl1 · Jul 19, 2018

probably just Blazor in drag

skinofevil · Jul 19, 2018

Masturbates to John Denver songs.

SHAMPAIN · Jul 19, 2018

Owns a pet horseradish

skinofevil · Jul 19, 2018

Makes love to the penguins instead of eating them.

Gyroscope · Jul 19, 2018

Eats gum off the sidewalk

cw_ · Jul 19, 2018

Sits on gerbils and rotates.

SHAMPAIN · Jul 19, 2018

Pulls out pubic hair whenever he/she is told “no”...

Iggy McLulz · Jul 19, 2018

eats earwax sandwiches.

Gyroscope · Jul 19, 2018

North American Horse Corpse Feltching Champion

offwidthe · Jul 19, 2018

gets carried around town by a hoard of pygmies.

Frood · Jul 22, 2018

Farts into their snorkel when deep sea diving.

offwidthe · Jul 22, 2018

Only listens to "Smooth Operator" by Sade

Gyroscope · Jul 22, 2018

Has an ABBA bumper sticker on their Nissan Cube

X · Jul 23, 2018

Eats kitty litter ...

Iggy McLulz · Jul 23, 2018

Fucks electrical outlets.

offwidthe · Jul 23, 2018

Did not smoke any weed today.

Iggy McLulz · Jul 23, 2018

that truly is absurd!

went and took care of his smashed thumb.....

skinofevil · Jul 23, 2018

Walks up to random strangers she thinks are pretty, licks their necks, and yells, "MINE! Meow!"

X · Jul 24, 2018

DILDO QUALITY CONTROL STUPIDVISOR ...

skinofevil · Jul 24, 2018

Walks up to street bums, slaps them into submission, then sniffs their armpits and crotches to get high off their derelict-funk.

ESAD TIA · Jul 24, 2018

Potato.

skinofevil · Jul 24, 2018

Gets inspired by Weird Al and dares to be stupid.

Iggy McLulz · Jul 24, 2018

thinks raspberry pi is a food

X · Jul 24, 2018

Thinks homeless cats are to blame for all of the ills of society ...

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