Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[offwidthe]

Is a black lady from compton.

Is an ordained minister of the Church of the Latter Day Dude.

That's actually true been ordained for 6 years and have officiated a number of weddings. Just did one last month.

 

[Gyroscope]

Has been known to eat Blue Buffalo dog food straight from the can.

 

[offwidthe]

Raises hamsters to sell to Blue Buffalo dog food

 

[skinofevil]

Throws angry cats into the open windows of passing cars hoping to become a Youtube sensation.

 

[offwidthe]

wasn't actually here.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Thinks Al Bundy's anus is jasmine-scented.

 

[FromHell!]

probably just Blazor in drag

 

[skinofevil]

Masturbates to John Denver songs.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Owns a pet horseradish

 

[skinofevil]

Makes love to the penguins instead of eating them.

 

[Gyroscope]

Eats gum off the sidewalk

 

[cw_]

Sits on gerbils and rotates.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Pulls out pubic hair whenever he/she is told “no”...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

eats earwax sandwiches.

 

[Gyroscope]

North American Horse Corpse Feltching Champion

 

[offwidthe]

gets carried around town by a hoard of pygmies.

 

[Frood]

Farts into their snorkel when deep sea diving.

 

[offwidthe]

Only listens to "Smooth Operator" by Sade

 

[Gyroscope]

Has an ABBA bumper sticker on their Nissan Cube

 

[X]

Eats kitty litter ...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Fucks electrical outlets.

 

[offwidthe]

Did not smoke any weed today.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

that truly is absurd!

went and took care of his smashed thumb.....

 

[skinofevil]

Walks up to random strangers she thinks are pretty, licks their necks, and yells, "MINE! Meow!"

 

[X]

DILDO QUALITY CONTROL STUPIDVISOR ...

 

[skinofevil]

Walks up to street bums, slaps them into submission, then sniffs their armpits and crotches to get high off their derelict-funk.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Potato.

 

[skinofevil]

Gets inspired by Weird Al and dares to be stupid.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

thinks raspberry pi is a food

 

[X]

Thinks homeless cats are to blame for all of the ills of society ...