Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Dageaux]

thinks raspberry pi is a food

Wait. You mean it isn't?

Spends excessive amounts of time looking at teh genitals

 

[skinofevil]

Does squats in a cucumber field.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

thinks raspberry pi is a food

Wait. You mean it isn't?

Spends excessive amounts of time looking at teh genitals

You might be thinking of a blue waffle.

Does squats in a cucumber field.

Puts ketchup on his scrambled eggs.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Eats pizza with a knife and fork

 

[Grimmy]

Pitches and catches.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

has a fetish for ladyboys

 

[offwidthe]

Is a unicat on LSD fa sho!

 

[skinofevil]

Licks stamps waaaaay more than is necessary.

 

[offwidthe]

Actual name is Redrum.

 

[X]

gave me the STINKYFINGER (:

 

[Gyroscope]

Tongues urethras

 

[offwidthe]

Bathes in the bile of griffins

 

[Iggy McLulz]

dances naked in the rain

 

[offwidthe]

that's true at times.

Chases the tales of squirrel pirates. And by tales, I mean the misadventures.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Farts in a bag and sooks it in at least three times a day...

 

[skinofevil]

Does a little Mystery Dance in the shops at night just to see how many of the employees will stare by the time he runs out laughing.

 

[offwidthe]

Knows because he watches

 

[X]

Sniffs jizm because Cocaine is to expensive ..

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to pet stores and masturbates to the fish in the aquariums.

 

[X]

Goes to pet stores and masturbates to the fish in the aquariums.

lmao That was yoo watching ??

 

[Gyroscope]

You queefed blood one time.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

jerks off to Skyrim porn

 

[SHAMPAIN]

She once uncoiled a brute in her new boyfriends toilet and it wouldn’t flush....

 

[Iggy McLulz]

sorry about that, did you get your toilet fixed yet?

 

[skinofevil]

Convinced a group of small children that she was talking to a one dollar bill, and used ventriloquism to make the dollar bill "talk back" in a funny voice that she then convinced them was the voice of George Washington. It would have remained an amusing and harmless prank until she convinced the children to go into their mamas' purses and bring her back "the ones with Benjamin Franklin on them" so they could hear what Franklin's voice sounded like.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Convinced a group of small children that she was talking to a one dollar bill, and used ventriloquism to make the dollar bill "talk back" in a funny voice that she then convinced them was the voice of George Washington. It would have remained an amusing and harmless prank until she convinced the children to go into their mamas' purses and bring her back "the ones with Benjamin Franklin on them" so they could hear what Franklin's voice sounded like.

You win! :LOL2: I've got nothing.

 

[skinofevil]

She has worked at a pizzaria only once, and found the job so objectionable that she got herself fired on purpose -- by serving a family of four a large pizza -- one into which she had put a latex Richard Nixon mask on the crust, then ladled on the sauce and cheese. When she set it on their table, the mother screamed and fainted, the children started crying, and the father could only herd the rest of the family out the door while muttering under his breath, occasionally sobbing, and showing the beginnings of a facial tic that would almost certainly be with him for the rest of his life.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has his arseole bleached once a week just in case..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is best friends with @Sharona

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Loves to sniff uncle dilfs scat.