As your new moderator I have a few things to say.

[Cookie Monster]

After talks with @Bastard Factory he has agreed to these propositions.

You will all pm the answers to the following questions to me or you will be banned in a week.

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?

2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.

3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?

The response deemed the most embarrassing will be posted online soon after the week is up.

You all have been warned!!!

 

[Admin.]

How do we know you can be trusted, are you wearing a suit?

 

[Worksman]

Didn't @Lily just do a thread like this?

As I understand it she's making a lot of donations.

 

[Cookie Monster]

How do we know you can be trusted, are you wearing a suit?

Trust is not relevant here cashew dick now do the fucking pm or I'll fix you up on a blind date with Jack.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Didn't @Lily just do a thread like this?

As I understand it she's making a lot of donations.

I have no idea sheep dipper, I've only been in here a couple of days this week.

 

[Admin.]

Trust is not relevant here cashew dick now do the fucking pm or I'll fix you up on a blind date with Jack.

Not if he isn’t wearing a suit you won’t!

 

[Admin.]

I have no idea sheep dipper, I've only been in here a couple of days this week.

Where have been then?

 

[Worksman]

I have no idea sheep dipper, I've only been in here a couple of days this week.

I don't know you but given your first response to me is a clueless reply followed by a stupid insult I already don't like you.

 

[Lily]

Hmmm, been there, done that.

 

[Fredricka]

After talks with @Bastard Factory he has agreed to these propositions.

You will all pm the answers to the following questions to me or you will be banned in a week.

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?

2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.

3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?

The response deemed the most embarrassing will be posted online soon after the week is up.

You all have been warned!!!

I know where you live. You can't ban me, I'll send the boys round

 

[Worksman]

I know where you live.

Do you have his phone number too?

 

[Admin.]

Trust is not relevant here cashew dick now do the fucking pm or I'll fix you up on a blind date with Jack.

PPS, I am not a member the The Boorish Cashew, and you need to apologize for the innuendo.

 

[Worksman]

you need to apologize for the innuendo.

$50 bucks says you're going to be waiting for that apology until Hell freezes over.

I take PayPal

 

[X]

Trust is not relevant here cashew dick now do the fucking pm or I'll fix you up on a blind date with Jack.

Poor JACK, the site fuckdonkey LOL

 

[Admin.]

Do you have his phone number too?

You can get that from the Flynn Group.

 

[Flynn]

You can get that from the Flynn Group.

Says Bill Gates.

 

[AnnaConda]

 

[Fredricka]

Do you have his phone number too?

No comment cuz flynn will be nagging me for it

 

[Flynn]

No comment cuz flynn will be nagging me for it

No. You need to post a picture first. Then you can give Lily your phone number and then she can give it to...

 

[Fredricka]

No. You need to post a picture first. Then you can give Lily your phone number and then she can give it to...

Will that help you write better lyrics?

 

[Flynn]

After talks with @Bastard Factory he has agreed to these propositions.

You will all pm the answers to the following questions to me or you will be banned in a week.

1 What have you contributed to this forum in the last week?

2 Explain why you shouldn't be banned.

3 When was the last time you experienced same sex sexual arousal?

The response deemed the most embarrassing will be posted online soon after the week is up.

You all have been warned!!!

Question?

Did you not see the thread blockhead Lily made?

Let me guess. You read Tardo Lily's thread and thought you could do better?

Why would you make a redundant thread like this?

Asking for a friend, his name is admin. He also wants to know if you have a spare cock laying around or up your ass that he can "borrow?"

 

[Flynn]

Will that help you write better lyrics?

Prolly not, look at the subjects I'm working with.

Just like your horrible English, you won't get any better, even if Hemingway was your editor.

 

[Alticus]

Prolly not, look at the subjects I'm working with.

Just like your horrible English, you won't get any better, even if Hemingway was editor.

This coming from the one who has made a ton of grammatical errors recently.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Admin sucks cock.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Question?

Did you not see the thread blockhead Lily made?

Let me guess. You read Tardo Lily's thread and thought you could do better?

Why would you make a redundant thread like this?

Asking for a friend, his name is admin. He also wants to know if you have a spare cock laying around or up your ass that he can "borrow?"

No I didn't see it, if I saw it I wouldn't of bothered although I bet mine is better. Thanks for pointing it out flunky.

Flunky flynn, has a good ring to it, btw not capitalising your name is deliberate.

 

[Flynn]

No I didn't see it, if I saw it I wouldn't of bothered although I bet mine is better. Thanks for pointing it out flunky.

Flunky flynn, has a good ring to it, btw not capitalising your name is deliberate.

Why you gotta get all smart mouthed and shit?

It was just a question.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Didn't @Lily just do a thread like this?

Oh look flunky @Flynn, Lily and worksman have already pointed out my plaigaristerlike behaviour , kind of like what you are accusing me of. My crime was missing a thread. Your crime is being to fucking retarded to read the thread you posted in.

Must actually be painful to be this level of super turbo stupid.

Hypocritter!

 

[Flynn]

No comment cuz flynn will be nagging me for it

I can just get it from Lily.

 

[Flynn]

You can get that from the Flynn Group.

Really Bill Gates?

 

[Flynn]

Oh look flunky @Flynn, Lily and worksman have already pointed out my plaigaristerlike behaviour , kind of like what you are accusing me of. My crime was missing a thread. Your crime is being to fucking retarded to read the thread you posted in.

Must actually be painful to be this level of super turbo stupid.

Hypocritter!

I never said you were jack when it comes to plagiarism, relax.

I just asked a question.

Sheesh.