Flat Tire

[The Prowler]

I took my wife out for dinner last night.

We shared battered mushrooms.

She had perch. And fries. And carrots. And coleslaw.

I had pigtails. And mashed. And sauerkraut.

She had a light beer from a brewery in the region (I forget which one). I had a St. Jacobs Amber.

We were too full for dessert.


On the drive home, the signal went on for low tire pressure. The front left tire was 24 psi. The rest were about 33 psi.

Then the left front was 22 psi.

Then the left front was 18psi....


We pulled over, got out.


Fuck. You could hear the leak.


I had to swap the tire/wheel with the spare.


If you want details, just ask.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I won't alert the media.

 

[Frood]

I took my wife out for dinner last night.

We shared battered mushrooms.

She had perch. And fries. And carrots. And coleslaw.

I had pigtails. And mashed. And sauerkraut.

She had a light beer from a brewery in the region (I forget which one). I had a St. Jacobs Amber.

We were too full for dessert.


On the drive home, the signal went on for low tire pressure. The front left tire was 24 psi. The rest were about 33 psi.

Then the left front was 22 psi.

Then the left front was 18psi....


We pulled over, got out.


Fuck. You could hear the leak.


I had to swap the tire/wheel with the spare.


If you want details, just ask.

Did it catch on fire and the firefighters had to be called right after you talked to a family member trapped in an airport?

 

[The Prowler]

Did it catch on fire and the firefighters had to be called right after you talked to a family member trapped in an airport?

Not that I noticed.

 

[wizer]

We were too full for dessert.

If you want details, just ask.

I only question this part here because it's a human biological impossibility.

No matter how much a person stuffs themselves, being too full for dessert isn't possible.

 

[realgrimm]

your day sounded pretty garbage what was next a frolic in the meadow? serves you right for going full retard, it was karma telling you to stop being such a putz

 

[realgrimm]

Who fuckin eats pigtail anyways.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Who fuckin eats pigtail anyways.

A Staffordshire bull terrier.

 

[realgrimm]

A Staffordshire bull terrier.

This guy goes out for some sappy dinner w his wife and this guy's ordering pigtail haha

 

[ESAD TIA]

Or in his case an English bull terrier

 

[The Prowler]

I only question this part here because it's a human biological impossibility.

No matter how much a person stuffs themselves, being too full for dessert isn't possible.

Well, by "too full" I did not mean that it could not physically fit into our stomachs....I meant that it would have left us feeling uncomfortable.

 

[The Prowler]

Who fuckin eats pigtail anyways.

You should use Google when you have stupid questions.

Pigtails are fuckin' awesome!!!!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

What are pigtails?

 

[Frood]

What are pigtails?

When Fat Lily doesn't pinch off or wipe when using the bucket beside her hospital rated bed....

 

[Ivor Nissan]

When Fat Lily doesn't pinch off or wipe when using the bucket beside her hospital rated bed....

Why didn't she buy a bed online? Stealing one from a hospital is pretty low don't you think?

 

[Frood]

Why didn't she buy a bed online? Stealing one from a hospital is pretty low don't you think?

It came with her return to home.... Her back and butt hairs fused to it and the paramedics were like "Anybody have 8 spatulas handy?.......right boys, let's just say the back doors swung open around a bend on the return trip and the empty unit came barreling out and into a deep ravine".

 

[wizer]

Well, by "too full" I did not mean that it could not physically fit into our stomachs....I meant that it would have left us feeling uncomfortable.

I suppose you haven't spent much time at all you can eat buffets.

I've been more, what's the word.. restrained during my more recent visits but in the past I'd gorge myself. I figured it didn't matter because most of the time I'd be pissing out my ass within an hour after leaving the place.