Hey Biggie-Shit

[Blandscape]

Because it doesn't know, apparently.

 

[The Countess]

This nigga gives me a fucking HEADACHE

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

 

[Blandscape]

That's why you immersed yourself in an online fantasy.

Like those guys in the steakhouse in the matrix?

No, for you it would probably be a Nando's, or just sitting in your beat up Nissan Corolla outside a 7-11.

Not a Volkswagen beatle?

one that transforms into an alien robot? Maybe?

See what I mean, your imagination is a mere reflection of every movie you ever watched.

Never seen Transformers...is it gid?

 

[Blandscape]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

 

[Blandscape]

This nigga gives me a fucking HEADACHE

Anything that is smarter than you gives you a headache. So that's pretty much everyone except Aryan.

 

[Dove]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Well he is definately not a Satyr. Even though he would make a cute one

So you are not the only one whose knows what he isnt!!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

and then what happened

did the wolkswagon ever turn into the alien robot?

 

[Blandscape]

I'm always cute, that's why you find me irritable.

 

[Blandscape]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

and then what happened

did the wolkswagon ever turn into the alien robot?

Keep posting the same post, it suits you.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Is what I am in the room with us now?

 

[The Countess]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

and then what happened

did the wolkswagon ever turn into the alien robot?

Keep posting the same post, it suits you.

And then what happens after that?

 

[Blandscape]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

and then what happened

did the wolkswagon ever turn into the alien robot?

Keep posting the same post, it suits you.

And then what happens after that?

You happen to refuse to be more than you never could be.

 

[Dove]

Big is also NOT a merman

But he can eat pussy like he doesnt need air.

See Bland....I ALSO know what Big is NOT.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You are no-one Joo, just a made up version of you. You share dat talent wiff Dovey.

I made me up?

that’s totally cool.

and then what happened?

You cannot prove what happens. That's all that ever happened to you!

Still need my tax returns?

Not at all, I know what you aren't, even if you don't.

Prove it

I already did, 100 posts ago.

and then what happened

did the wolkswagon ever turn into the alien robot?

Keep posting the same post, it suits you.

And then what happens after that?

You happen to refuse to be more than you never could be.

With or without my tax returns ?

 

[Blandscape]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

 

[Blandscape]

Big is also NOT a merman

But he can eat pussy like he doesnt need air.

See Bland....I ALSO know what Big is NOT.

Well he certainly never proves a saviour. He is a millionaire though....apparently.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

Do you eat pussy, bland? Or does anything not shaped like a penis repulse you?

 

[Blandscape]

Did you know that?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Big is also NOT a merman

But he can eat pussy like he doesnt need air.

See Bland....I ALSO know what Big is NOT.

Well he certainly never proves a saviour. He is a millionaire though....apparently.

and don't forget, I drive a cab too

 

[Blandscape]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

Do you eat pussy, bland? Or does anything not shaped like a penis repulse you?

Well if the drug addled jibes don't work, the real talent here will resort to gay jibes.

 

[Blandscape]

How does that make you feel?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well if the drug addled jibes don't work, the real talent here will resort to gay jibes.

Beats begging for bank accounts

 

[The Countess]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

why my ass gotta be fat for? It’s VOLUPTUOUS, you ninny

 

[Blandscape]

Is the answer gay?

 

[Dove]

Big is also NOT a merman

But he can eat pussy like he doesnt need air.

See Bland....I ALSO know what Big is NOT.

Well he certainly never proves a saviour. He is a millionaire though....apparently.

Well he is NOT a savoir....so that would be correct!!

 

[Blandscape]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

why my ass gotta be fat for? It’s VOLUPTUOUS, you ninny

You are confusing fat wiff obese, and talent with your ability to pronounce an opinion.

 

[Blandscape]

Big is also NOT a merman

But he can eat pussy like he doesnt need air.

See Bland....I ALSO know what Big is NOT.

Well he certainly never proves a saviour. He is a millionaire though....apparently.

Well he is NOT a savoir....so that would be correct!!

I know.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Where is Dilf to post Blandscape’s gay porn look-a-like pic?

Probably in the same bucket of spunk that your fat arse contains.

why my ass gotta be fat for? It’s VOLUPTUOUS, you ninny

100 bucks says if blandscape tried to say voluptuous really fast 5 times he'd find himself halfway drilled into a garden bed before he was thru