For anyone who hasn't been following DoOf on his downward spiraling journey into madness:
I arrive at the forum and DoOf sidles up to me with some of the cheesiest and awkward pick-up lines ever. Naturally I rebuff his affection because I'm neither desperate nor a fool and there's that wee problem of me not being attracted to... whatever DoOf is.
DoOf immediately descends into full on crazy-ex mode that would make Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction' jealous of his unwavering fixation and utter insanity. Neg-reps, YouTubes he says are me (they're obviously not), genuinely libelous lies, and other manic expressions of his pathological inability to take "fuck off" for an answer.
The most recent rollercoaster was DoOf announcing he had put me on Ignore only to show up one day picking up his old habit of neg-repping me which only proved that he wasn't Ignoring me after all. Rather than feel anything as human as embarrassment for being caught out and rejected yet again what does DoOf do?
Poasts another YouTube he says is about me when it's obviously not.
DoOf is obsessive, compulsive, and other words ending in -ive. If not for the fact that his IQ hovers somewhere between lukewarm tapioca pudding and a ball of dryer lint I might think about being afraid.
So now you're up to speed.