How do I get into the V.I.P. Lounge?

[Flynn]

So heya? I was wondering how to get into the VIP area? Is there some kind of donation required?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Send me all your bank details and I will sort it for you.

 

[Flynn]

Send me all your bank details and I will sort it for you.

Shut up, stupid.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shut up, stupid.

Come on, you know you can trust me.

 

[Flynn]

Come on, you know you can trust me.

You fucking idiot.

You wouldn't know how to go about a bank transaction using pilfered bank information, even with Warren Buffet anal raping you with step-by-step instructions on how to make a withdrawal using only the ACH. Hey jackass, why not just ask for my login, passwords and my mother's maiden name you fucking ass-hat?

Your level of banking is a prepaid Chime card with a $50 overdraft blanket of protection.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You fucking idiot.

You wouldn't know how to go about a bank transaction using pilfered bank information even if Warren Buffet was anal raping you with step-by-step instructions on how to make a withdrawal using only the ACH. Hey jackass, why not just ask for my login, passwords and my mother's maiden name you fucking ass-hat?

Your level of banking is a prepaid Chime card with a $50 overdraft blanket of protection.

Why don’t you try me ? All I need is your details to prove it, or don’t you want me to see your peasant incrusted over draft?

 

[Flynn]

Why don’t you try me ? All I need is your details to prove it, or don’t you want me to see your peasant incrusted over draft?

So now I have to "prove" myself with an entity that calls itself, Swamp-duck?

Eh. No thanks.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

So now I have to "prove" myself with an entity that calls itself, Swamp-duck?

Eh. No thanks.

Ok oh descendant of Flann.

 

[Flynn]

Ok oh descendant of Flann.

Have another 12 pack of some high gravity malt liquor, you'll thank me in the morning.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Have another 12 pack of some high gravity malt liquor, you'll thank me in the morning.

It’s almost 9am, and I don’t drink, so fagHat.

 

[Flynn]

It’s almost 9am, and I don’t drink, so fagHat.

You should.

I mean you couldn't possibly sound anymore dumber.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You should.

I mean you couldn't possibly sound anymore dumber.

Oh believe me I could.

 

[Flynn]

Oh believe me I could.

Oh. I believe it!

I was just hoping to give you the benefit of the doubt. That's what I get for treating you like a fucking human.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Oh. I believe it!

I was just hoping to give you the benefit of the doubt. That's what I get for treating you like a fucking human.

Stop fucking nagging you should have known better than to treat me like a human, are you stoooopid too ?

 

[Flynn]

Stop fucking nagging you should have known better than to treat me like a human, are you stoooopid too ?

I'm not "nagging," I'm just reminding you, that your knuckles are gonna start to bleed if you keep dragging them on the ground.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I'm not "nagging," I'm just reminding you, that your knuckles are gonna start to bleed if you keep dragging them on the ground.

Yeah watch out melt, I fling shit too.

 

[Flynn]

Yeah watch out melt, I fling shit too.

No doubt your own.

You're just like a little monkey that doesn't know any better.

Perhaps now is the time to slit your wrists?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No doubt your own.

You're just like a little monkey that doesn't know any better.

Perhaps now is the time to slit your wrists?

But first, breakfast.

 

[Flynn]

But first, breakfast.

I guess you're taking cues from Freud and posting mind numbing pictures of stupid random things? While we're on the subject of "stupid random things," when will you be posting a picture of your face?

 

[Flynn]

Anyone?

Can/will anyone tell me how to access the V.I.P. Lounge?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Anyone?

Can/will anyone tell me how to access the V.I.P. Lounge?

No cos your an arseole.

 

[Garraty_47]

Anyone?

Can/will anyone tell me how to access the V.I.P. Lounge?

File the query under:
"Things if I should know I would know"

...then take three deep breaths and move the fuck on.

 

[UncleDiLF]

So heya? I was wondering how to get into the VIP area? Is there some kind of donation required?

We have 1 month, 3 month and 12 months subscription.

BF premium get you the VIP area.

BF War Room gets you VIP area + shoutbox. We have only 12 months subscription.

 

[Alticus]

Have another 12 pack of some high gravity malt liquor, you'll thank me in the morning.

What the hell is "High Gravity" liquor?

 

[Garraty_47]

What the hell is "High Gravity" liquor?

It was forged from the heart of a dying star?

 

[Alticus]

It was forged from the heart of a dying star?

Yeah, that must be it. lol

 

[Flynn]

What the hell is "High Gravity" liquor?

Hello tard.

Do you think going around asking stupid questions is a good use of your time?

What is high gravity malt liquor?

“High-gravity” refers to brewing a beer with high original gravity (OG)—typically, above 1.075 OG is considered high. OG is a measure of the fermentable and un-fermentable substances in the wort before fermentation."

 

[Flynn]

It was forged from the heart of a dying star?

And you fucktard, what's up with you and your little turd droppings of boring musings? Hey fella, shouldn't you be off fellating a cancer stick?

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, that must be it. lol

Uhhhhhh.....yeah that's not it nimrod.

Get the fuck outta my thread you fucking whack job.

 

[Flynn]

We have 1 month, 3 month and 12 months subscription.

BF premium get you the VIP area.

BF War Room gets you VIP area + shoutbox. We have only 12 months subscription.

Hey man, no one asked for King Shit-head's (you) opinion.

What in the holy fuck are you fucking babbling about now you fucking illiterate German troglodyte?