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Dont know why maxi has to shit all over. I happen to think your rather pretty definatly wouldnt toss you outta bed .. I support pretty selfies dont know what his damage is must be a guilty conscience..



Thanks. I found Maxis funnier when he was cockhounding Tatum around the forum. He’s getting a little too serious for me now.


I should have known no one was gonna step up and stalk me. My husband would bust a cap in that ass real quick.
You'd have to be worth it bee, not in my eyes would I want to inject irresistible me
 
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Dont know why maxi has to shit all over. I happen to think your rather pretty definatly wouldnt toss you outta bed .. I support pretty selfies dont know what his damage is must be a guilty conscience..



Thanks. I found Maxis funnier when he was cockhounding Tatum around the forum. He’s getting a little too serious for me now.


I should have known no one was gonna step up and stalk me. My husband would bust a cap in that ass real quick.
You'd have to be worth it bee, not in my eyes would I want to inject irresistible me



I understand. I have a tribe of kids and nothing going for me. Who is really gonna risk their freedom and stalk me?
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
 
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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.


My husband wanted me and the baby to survive. Shampain is cray
 
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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind
You have so much to learn, little kid. So much.
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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind
You have so much to learn, little kid. So much.
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And...OMG.... who would be surprised? NOBODY! You're WRONG again.... Darn, my love.... you do that A LOT!
Maybe you should just shut up? Saves you a lot of embarassment
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.


My husband wanted me and the baby to survive. Shampain is cray
Was it your husband or the doctor? I know what your husband is thinking, "save the vagina" change my mind
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
Until the rubber band snaps
 
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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
Until the rubber band snaps



I’ve actually heard a guy say that some chick felt like she had no walls.
 

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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
Until the rubber band snaps



I’ve actually heard a guy say that some chick felt like she had no walls.


So he pretty much had to tie a 2x4 to his ass to stop from falling in?
 
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Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
Until the rubber band snaps



I’ve actually heard a guy say that some chick felt like she had no walls.


So he pretty much had to tie a 2x4 to his ass to stop from falling in?


Homegirl did get around. I guess she never heard of kegels
 

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Victorian era discussion now?

All vagina experts are penis owners?

Keep their equipment lubed because of foreskin these experts?

Not know vajeens if not even know peens. Nope.

I don't follow that.
 

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not without kegels and Ben Wa balls even elastics lose there tension.. it takes a women with exercise almost 6 months (no sex) to restore your vagina 85-90%

Cisco Gene will stalk Countess. Yep.

Cost is three fajitas and lifetime membership to Fupa Gone, Beverly Hills.



Another reason not to stalk me. I allegedly have a fupa because I had c sections and didn’t get my vagina stretched out while giving birth.
That's because your man is selfish and wants you to remain tight, change my mind

The vagina is meant to stretch and retract. It goes back to its original state after birth. If her husband thinks otherwise, he needs to educate himself. I'm sure countess knows this, too. Not all vaginas are like the grand canyon. Lmao.
Does it fuck lol
Natural births ruin vaginas which is why weak potential parents prefer human intervention...


Then sex would ruin a vagina. Intercourse, itself. The constant penetration of a man's penis would ruin a woman's vagina. A vagina is like a rubber band. It's elastic. It pops back in place, lol.
Until the rubber band snaps



I’ve actually heard a guy say that some chick felt like she had no walls.


So he pretty much had to tie a 2x4 to his ass to stop from falling in?


Homegirl did get around. I guess she never heard of kegels