I Shall Now Perform.....

[The New Holliday]

the annual mopping of the floor(s).

 

[The New Holliday]

...and now, having completed the task (the last done in preparations for Winter and the coming Spring) I have earned a nice reward which I will pour over ice.

 

[The New Holliday]

...plus, my castle smells all lemony now, but not too lemony. I learned from past mistakes not to use too high a concentration of Pine-Sol or you get a headache.

 

[Breakfall]

the annual mopping of the floor(s).

You peasant! It’s a weekly chore halfwit!

 

[The New Holliday]

You peasant! It’s a weekly chore halfwit!

Perhaps for you of the maid service.

 

[Breakfall]

Perhaps for you of the maid service.

Oh fuck off leftard. It’s basic household hygiene…sort out your shit.

 

[Admin.]

Oh fuck off leftard. It’s basic household hygiene…sort out your shit.

^^^Something someone that needs more metal stapled to their dick would say.

 

[Tanaka]

This a dumb fucking thread.

 

[The New Holliday]

This a dumb fucking thread.

...now that you're here.

 

[Breakfall]

^^^Something someone that needs more metal stapled to their dick would say.

I honestly think you need more meds, particularly after you recently enlightened us with your hip displacement issues. Lol…that admission was priceless.

 

[Breakfall]

...now that you're here.

Get off the forum and do your housework. Chop…chop!

 

[Admin.]

I honestly think you need more meds, particularly after you recently enlightened us with your hip displacement issues. Lol…that admission was priceless.

Have you talked to your Psychiatrist about your Koi rape fetish?

 

[The New Holliday]

Get off the forum and do your housework. Chop…chop!

Try reading. It's all done. I'm good till next Winter.

PS: I promised you an Xmas present if you stayed offa my board till New Year's Eve. Now I will give it to someone else. I think I already know who.

 

[Admin.]

This a dumb fucking thread.

Hey I have an idea, you should fix it!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Have you talked to your Psychiatrist about your Koi rape fetish?

@realgrimm isn’t a Psychiatrist by a long stretch! Löl

 

[The New Holliday]

RealDimm isn’t a Psychiatrist by a long stretch! Löl

FTFY

 

[Breakfall]

Try reading. It's all done. I'm good time next Winter.

PS: I promised you an Xmas present if you stayed offa my board till New Year's Eve. Now I will give it to someone else. I think I already know who.

Annual mopping???

 

[Breakfall]

FTFY

Calm down son!

 

[Admin.]

@realgrimm isn’t a Psychiatrist by a long stretch! Löl

Lurn 2rede, Outback Gump!

 

[Breakfall]

See you ladies…I have real work to do…like delegating! Bye…

 

[The New Holliday]

Annual mopping???

I keep after things so they don't get out of hand.

 

[The New Holliday]

See you ladies…I have real work to do…like delegating! Bye…

O'Really - delegating the mopping to the aboriginals one presumes.

 

[Tanaka]

Hey I have an idea, you should fix it!!!

The odds are that I am more intelligent than some of you, but even I couldn't fix this thread.

 

[The New Holliday]

The odds are that I am more intelligent than some of you, but even I couldn't fix this thread.

Which some part of him are you more intelligent than, in your imagination? A booger... eye goop...a poopy maybe?

.. Do you imagine yourself more intelligent than a poopy?

 

[Tanaka]

Which some part of him are you more intelligent than, in your imagination? A booger... eye goop...a poopy maybe?

.. Do you imagine yourself more intelligent than a poopy?

"poopy" You sound like a fucking five year old.

 

[Admin.]

The odds are that I am more intelligent than some of you, but even I couldn't fix this thread.

The fact that 50% of Americans are of below average 'intelligence' I will concede that it is statistically possible you could be a tad more intelligent than one or two people.

 

[The New Holliday]

"poopy" You sound like a fucking five year old.

One speaks to the level of the spoken to, miss imagines itself smarter than a poopy.

 

[Admin.]

"poopy" You sound like a fucking five year old.

Interesting that the metaphor you think of is "fucking five year olds"

 

[The New Holliday]

Interesting that the metaphor you think of is "fucking five year olds"

Interesting point, I've heard of the sound of one hand clapping, but what is the sound of fucking a five year old?
Something like: TRUMP...TRUMP..TRUMPPP...TRUMPPP.....TRRRRUUUUMMMMPPPPP!

 

[Tanaka]

Interesting that the metaphor you think of is "fucking five year olds"

Not interesting to me. You're the one who makes it sound perverted. You have a dirty mind.