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the annual mopping of the floor(s).
I Shall Now Perform.....
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...and now, having completed the task (the last done in preparations for Winter and the coming Spring) I have earned a nice reward which I will pour over ice.
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...plus, my castle smells all lemony now, but not too lemony. I learned from past mistakes not to use too high a concentration of Pine-Sol or you get a headache.
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You peasant! It’s a weekly chore halfwit!
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Perhaps for you of the maid service.
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Oh fuck off leftard. It’s basic household hygiene…sort out your shit.
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^^^Something someone that needs more metal stapled to their dick would say.
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This a dumb fucking thread.
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...now that you're here.
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I honestly think you need more meds, particularly after you recently enlightened us with your hip displacement issues. Lol…that admission was priceless.
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Get off the forum and do your housework. Chop…chop!
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Have you talked to your Psychiatrist about your Koi rape fetish?I honestly think you need more meds, particularly after you recently enlightened us with your hip displacement issues. Lol…that admission was priceless.
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Try reading. It's all done. I'm good till next Winter.
PS: I promised you an Xmas present if you stayed offa my board till New Year's Eve. Now I will give it to someone else. I think I already know who.
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Hey I have an idea, you should fix it!!!
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@realgrimm isn’t a Psychiatrist by a long stretch! Löl
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FTFY
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Annual mopping???
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Calm down son!
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Lurn 2rede, Outback Gump!
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See you ladies…I have real work to do…like delegating! Bye…
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I keep after things so they don't get out of hand.
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O'Really - delegating the mopping to the aboriginals one presumes.See you ladies…I have real work to do…like delegating! Bye…
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The odds are that I am more intelligent than some of you, but even I couldn't fix this thread.
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Which some part of him are you more intelligent than, in your imagination? A booger... eye goop...a poopy maybe?
.. Do you imagine yourself more intelligent than a poopy?
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"poopy" You sound like a fucking five year old.
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The fact that 50% of Americans are of below average 'intelligence' I will concede that it is statistically possible you could be a tad more intelligent than one or two people.
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One speaks to the level of the spoken to, miss imagines itself smarter than a poopy.
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Interesting that the metaphor you think of is "fucking five year olds"
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Interesting point, I've heard of the sound of one hand clapping, but what is the sound of fucking a five year old?
Something like: TRUMP...TRUMP..TRUMPPP...TRUMPPP.....TRRRRUUUUMMMMPPPPP!
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Not interesting to me. You're the one who makes it sound perverted. You have a dirty mind.
