I think the United States of America

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is a really stupid name for a country and we should change it.

Italia is the name of a country. Mexico is the name of a country. Vietnam is the name of a country. Brasil is the name of a country. United States of America sounds like a conglomerate. Plus, they incorporated the name of the entire continent into the name, causing confusion and resentment for no good reason.
 

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They all have their formal names and their ‘Nick’s.

The Portuguese Republic and the Dominion of Canada too.
 
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I’m Canadian. That makes me a non-American North American.

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They all have their formal names and their ‘Nick’s.

The Portuguese Republic and the Dominion of Canada too.
Yeah, but Brasil is not the name of a continent. It's its own name. You catch my drift? You can call Portugal "Portugal" in legal documents. You can't call the USA "America" in legal documents because the name is already owned by the continents.
 

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We should change it to something supervillain-y to befit how we actually treat the rest of the world.

Shitstormistan

**or**

New Dystopia

**or even simply**

Carnage
 

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"Brazil" is somehow related to hell

The name comes from braseiro, which means a bed of hot coals

The country was hot, the bugs were deadly and the natives were fierce.
 

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is a really stupid name for a country and we should change it.

Italia is the name of a country. Mexico is the name of a country. Vietnam is the name of a country. Brasil is the name of a country. United States of America sounds like a conglomerate. Plus, they incorporated the name of the entire continent into the name, causing confusion and resentment for no good reason.

I’ve thought about this a lot. The United States is not America. The United States of America makes sense to me anyway. America covers lots of territory
 

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Love it or leave it if you live there and if you don,t then STFU - -- - - - - - !

I don't think we need to STFU, that's supposed to be the good thing about the US. We're supposed to have the right to our own opinions and to express them.

However, I don't think everything we do is bad. Trying to balance out the good with the bad is fair.
 

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We don't need no X PAT trying to be funny - - - - -

It doesn't matter which one old man - message is the same !
 

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So much love...

Where any type of government/authority is concerned:

Respect is earned.
Loyalty must be deserved.
Dedication has to be reciprocated.

I don't "hate" 'Murica...
...I just think it's completely fucked up and could be so much better.

When our government cares more about its own electorate and the future of our species than it does about arms sales for a proxy war or propping up the casino for the 1% known as "wall street" then maybe, just maybe I won't criticize them so harshly.

I don't expect to tone down my rhetoric any time soon.
 

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is a really stupid name for a country and we should change it.

Italia is the name of a country. Mexico is the name of a country. Vietnam is the name of a country. Brasil is the name of a country. United States of America sounds like a conglomerate. Plus, they incorporated the name of the entire continent into the name, causing confusion and resentment for no good reason.

I suppose the initial intent of calling it the USA was to unite a number of unruly states which had nothing in common with one another to fight the British....which almost led to its undoing in its 1st Civil War....and this Union has remained fractious until this day.
 

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That aside, how about just....'America'?

It was originally a term which was used to label a part of South America tho...

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...more in proximity with Brazil.
 

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It doesn't matter which one old man - message is the same !
Considering that Italian Renaissance merchant Amerigo Vespucci, whose name was given to the newly discovered continent(s), also sailed there on behalf of the Portuguese king, I think it's totally appropriate for an American living in Portugal to discuss the name of her country of birth.

I tend to disagree with G47 and Lotus on the matter of your country's national character or "personality" (social and political). When I think of the U.S., I'm reminded of that scene in the film Contact where the alien entity--under the guise of Ellie Arroway's father--tells her something to the effect that her species is fascinating, that it's capable of such beautiful dreams and yet is saddled with such horrible nightmares.

In this regard, the U.S. is certainly not alone. The human condition is such that we constantly struggle with our nature--a nature that, as was famously described by another Italian Renaissance man, Giovanni Pico Della Mirandola, lay somewhere between that of the beasts and the angels.

That nature finds an expression both lofty and grim in the daily life of the United States of America, a country at the forefront of solar system exploration while still having to contend with mass shootings in schools.

While it may be true that, looked at with a certain eye, the United States of America can be called "Shitstormistan," when looked at with both eyes wide open, its utopian ideals can also be seen to be both alive and well.

I think a better name for it would be "Mosaïca"--where every tile in the pattern matters, however different a single one may be from its immediate neighbour.
 

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Considering that Italian Renaissance merchant Amerigo Vespucci, whose name was given to the newly discovered continent(s), also sailed there on behalf of the Portuguese king, I think it's totally appropriate for an American living in Portugal to discuss the name of her country of birth.

I tend to disagree with G47 and Lotus on the matter of your country's national character or "personality" (social and political). When I think of the U.S., I'm reminded of that scene in the film Contact where the alien entity--under the guise of Ellie Arroway's father--tells her something to the effect that her species is fascinating, that it's capable of such beautiful dreams and yet is saddled with such horrible nightmares.

In this regard, the U.S. is certainly not alone. The human condition is such that we constantly struggle with our nature--a nature that, as was famously described by another Italian Renaissance man, Giovanni Pico Della Mirandola, lay somewhere between that of the beasts and the angels.

That nature finds an expression both lofty and grim in the daily life of the United States of America, a country at the forefront of solar system exploration while still having to contend with mass shootings in schools.

While it may be true that, looked at with a certain eye, the United States of America can be called "Shitstormistan" but, when looked at with both eyes wide open, its utopian ideals can also be seen to be both alive and well.

I think a better name for it would be "Mosaïca"--where every tile in the pattern matters, however different a single one may be from its immediate neighbour.
It seems that you think in the wrong vein way too much. It seems that you’re bordering on imbecilic rationale and your closet homosexuality has negative implications on your overall mindset!
 

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It seems that you think in the wrong vein way too much. It seems that you’re bordering on imbecilic rationale and your closet homosexuality has negative implications on your overall mindset!
Anything is possible... if improbable.
 

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That aside, how about just....'America'?

It was originally a term which was used to label a part of South America tho...

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...more in proximity with Brazil.
Yep!

Before the Republic was established, we used to be called "United States of Brazil"

Even our money used to have that name
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