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suck those elderberries, flea!
Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......
You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?
Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."
You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.
King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.
Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???
No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.
I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.
What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?
I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.
Actually you do not.
Your own words reinforce this point.
Go find a football field to graze on.
I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.
Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?
Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???
Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"
You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?
At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.
BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!
The seal or the herring?
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111
vibratory.
Both!!!