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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111
vibratory.

Both!!!
 

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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111


Both
 

Flynn

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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111


Both

How would you know this? Is this a "scratch and sniff" forum?

If so, if I were to scratch your pussy with a 10 foot bamboo pole, would it smell like your typical yeast infection?
 

Biggie Smiles

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lol.... out of 3400 posts at least 70% are dedicated to Dove.

Tell us which one of your testicles she stepped on, Flop.

Fucking still?

I guess they are gonna have to die mad repeating stupid shit then.
Still indeed

But don’t worry tho. They want to avoid the drama. Flea even said so publicly
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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.
why don't you go find a football to sodomize yourself with

You sure you don't want to start talking about "colostomy bags?"

ROTFLMFAO!!!!
You can sodomize yourself with a colostomy bag too if that's your thing you redundant gasbag

On a side note.

The colostomy bag is taller than you, even when you tried using it as your own, which you naturally failed at.
Your still toothless tho
 

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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111


Both

How would you know this? Is this a "scratch and sniff" forum?

If so, if I were to scratch your pussy with a 10 foot bamboo pole, would it smell like your typical yeast infection?


No. It would smell like peaches and coconut oil. I'm sure yours smells like cod that has been left out in the hot ass sun for months on end. No wonder you don't get laid.
 

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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111


Both

How would you know this? Is this a "scratch and sniff" forum?

If so, if I were to scratch your pussy with a 10 foot bamboo pole, would it smell like your typical yeast infection?


No. It would smell like peaches and coconut oil. I'm sure yours smells like cod that has been left out in the hot ass sun for months on end. No wonder you don't get laid.

Wrong.

It would smell like the terribly ignorant person you truly are. That smell would be the smell of desperation. Kinda smells like your entire life.
 

Succubus

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suck those elderberries, flea!

Someone's been rolling out some fresh dough to make some tortillas. His balls look deflated. I should totally use this to chop Chad. Now, I need to find a pic of a single spaghetti noodle (and that's being gracious).......

You can't even tell the fucking difference between your ass and a bean bag chair. Now you can chop as well?

Come on! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? All your movie references are wrong. Your cuts of meats are wrong. You can't spell four letter words and you fucking think that using a lot of words is the same as "flaming."

You're nothing butt a whole lotta sewage seeping into the ground. Now if you were as small as raw sewage.

King Martini is using your pussy as his own personal coin purse.


Are you jealous because my pussy is in use and yours has expired???

No. I'm "jealous" that you still don't know the fucking difference in your cuts of beef.

I would have thought a Jenny Craig reject would know all about the little food nuances, LIKE KNOWING YOUR CUTS OF BEEF BEFORE YOU INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR RETARDED RESPONSE.

What happened to your neck? Did you eat that, too?


I know my cuts of beef. Your ignorant ass twisted my words. It went way over your head as far as what I was implying when I said that. Typical you. If you stop reading as fast as you type and build that vocabulary of yours, you may just learn how to be accurately literate one day.

Actually you do not.

Your own words reinforce this point.

Go find a football field to graze on.


I was happily grazing in my pasture earlier before your noodle dick buddy mentioned fried fish and trailer parks earlier. At which point in time I come to look for you because fish fries and trailer parks SCREAM Flynn.

Why don't you concentrate on learning your cuts of beef along with your multiplication tables, instead of trying to "look for me" that way you don't die of an asthma attack Moby Dick?


Have you had your vagina sown up for failure to use properly???

Is that like Grade A Prime Beef vs let's say "Filet Migonongon?"


You tell me. Although, your vagina probably looks like dried up, shriveled roast beef if anything. Sitting in front of a monitor as much as you do definitely takes a toll on your sex life, huh?

At least I don't look like a barking seal getting bitchslapped with a piece of herring.


BUT YOU SMELL LIKE ONE!!!

The seal or the herring?

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!1111


Both

How would you know this? Is this a "scratch and sniff" forum?

If so, if I were to scratch your pussy with a 10 foot bamboo pole, would it smell like your typical yeast infection?


No. It would smell like peaches and coconut oil. I'm sure yours smells like cod that has been left out in the hot ass sun for months on end. No wonder you don't get laid.

Wrong.

It would smell like the terribly ignorant person you truly are. That smell would be the smell of desperation. Kinda smells like your entire life.


Like YOUR desperation to get laid??? Nah nigga. My desperation smells nothing like that.
 

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Imma a total drama whore and I own that shit like a boss.

I own all the fucked up shit I’ve ever done. Whatever it is, yes I did it. Do I feel remorse? Depends on what and who.
I am genuine when I say I was wrong and feel bad when it comes to Murdock. Not Sorry if that bothers people.



I just wanna party, I don’t wanna hurt nobody. Just wanna party, don’t wanna hurt nobody. But I’ll beat the fuck out of a bitch, why you bullshitting
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Show that ass of yours! In a black thong!