Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Don’t be kind

 

[offwidthe]

Wanna-be duck diety with a dollar store trident.

 

[Gyroscope]

YOU SHIT STANDING UP!!!!!​

 

[offwidthe]

you bathe in old clam chowder that is cold

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Masturbates with sandpaper.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sends me nudes

 

[Iggy McLulz]

asked me to wear a furry suit in the next pic

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Asked me to hide half my weapon in the next picture

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Asked me to pick their nose with a dildo.

 

[skinofevil]

Was seen in the park attempting to insert a live duck into his anus while dancing about and waving a cheesesteak in his other hand and singing, "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy"

 

[Iggy McLulz]

is playing with my scrotum

 

[skinofevil]

Reportedly engaged in a three-way sexual liaison with Rosie O'Donnell, Andy Dick, and a Zip-Loc baggie of Bea Arthur's collected toenail clippings from the winter of 1982.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Was recently spotted fucking a goat in the middle of the highway while wearing a clown costume.

 

[skinofevil]

Puts pineapple on pizza.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Showed up at a protest march in a Barney costume with a swastika armband and an I'm With Her t-shirt and was intantly everybody's friend.

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to the park on Sunday mornings dressed up in a costume to look like a loaf of bread -- then throws old ladies at the pigeons while screaming, "How do YOU like it?! HUH?! VIVA LA BREAD-O-LUTION, BITCHES!"

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Dresses up in granniepanties to get in on the action... ejaculates when the pigeons pinch his nipples and shit on his chest...

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to break into televangelists' McMansions, rifle through their cupboards, and shit in their breakfast cereal.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Has a sex life.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is hairy and wrinkly.

 

[Gyroscope]

Isn’t human, is actually a sentient glob of that pink McNugget slime

 

[offwidthe]

doesn't smoke weed

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Tried to marry a tree

 

[cw_]

^Doesn't know the konami code.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Has booger eating addiction.

 

[cw_]

Eats babies!

 

[offwidthe]

watches people eat babies

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

A baby's got his dingo

 

[offwidthe]

Is really just a talented labia

 

[Frood]

Greases their slip n slide with Vics Vapor Rub...