Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[SHAMPAIN]

Is the love of my life

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Can’t understand why his left shoe can’t fit his right foot as they are the same size.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is practicing Wicca

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is the love of my life

wut?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You talkin ‘bout Willis!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is insane

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Loves my personality

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Saw through binoculars you got the flowers he sent, restraining orders be dammed he chuckles with glee.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sold me a bouquet of flowers yesterday

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Is drunk

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Even the voices in her head know she needs drug intervention.

 

[skinofevil]

Loves her father whether his breasts or real or implants, haters be damned.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Draws epic little pictures

 

[Swamp-Duck]

had sex with a priest, a rabbi, and a giraffe last Thursday!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

joined the circus.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was arrested for public lewdness....at the zoo.

 

[skinofevil]

Went around to the shops offering to sell them his penis and showing off the wares

 

[Grimmy]

Crystal Meth is addicted to Kilroy.

 

[skinofevil]

Sniffs glue bottles. Not the glue. Unopened containers. Because he thinks that's how it works.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wasn’t really here.

 

[skinofevil]

Drinks poitin until he shits blood. Into a plastic cubby. Then drinks it to maximize the alcohol consumption.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Was Celery in a previous life.

 

[Frood]

Picks vending machine locks with his prick...

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to put on a little mumu and do little lewd and obscene dances with the produce in the produce aisle at his nearest market until they throw him out.

 

[Gyroscope]

Hides a .44 in his pussy

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Believes in God.

 

[TheHaze]

Pee's the bed

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Has fleas.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Smells like cabbage

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Wears daisy dukes while walking his pet pig down the middle of the road with a little bit of pain in his head.