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Is a talented 'organ' player ...
 

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Needs TWO hands to open the fridge door.
 

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Comes from some ' shithole 'country that looks as though it was built by the first pig ..
 

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saves money from picking grapes so he can take the village donkey on a date
 

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(Well, who DOESN'T do that?)

Likes to go into the library with one of those little restaurant-sized packets of mayo, go into the section on violent crime, smear a little of the mayo on his hand and a little on the crotch of his pants, wait until an older library patron is going by, then pop out with a big satisfied grin, and go, "Ahhhhhhh, SO gooooood... oh, HI THERE!"
 

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Hangs around in the Everglades throwing rubber cats at the gators just so he can laugh at the sight of the scaly fuckers chewin' and chokin' on 'em.