Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

Is a talented 'organ' player ...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Farts in the bath and quickly bites the bubbles.

 

[X]

Needs TWO hands to open the fridge door.

 

[skinofevil]

Goes over to his parents' place and shits in the potted plants, then denies it when they call up yelling and crying.

 

[Gyroscope]

Shits in the toilet tank so the water is always brown no matter how much you flush

 

[X]

Comes from some ' shithole 'country that looks as though it was built by the first pig ..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

vomits and then eats it.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Waiting for her family to save enough to bail her out.

 

[X]

saves money from picking grapes so he can take the village donkey on a date

 

[Gyroscope]

No-good rapscallion son of a goat

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Tried to bleach her own bum hole but killed all the pet crabs in the process.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Felches with wombats.

 

[FagglesMcGee]

^Rubs that old, much lower muffin top against her baked goods before giving them away.

 

[skinofevil]

His first wet dream involved Rosie O'Donnell and a decomposing dead duck.

 

[offwidthe]

has a reoccurring dream that was never there.

 

[skinofevil]

Does not, in fact, abide.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Entered witness protection and was given the name "Kilroy" because Foo Fighters.

 

[skinofevil]

Has been in each of the Foo Fighters.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Was standing in for their lead electric triangle player at the time.

 

[skinofevil]

Licks toads. Not because she wants to get high, but simply because she likes the taste.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Has an impeccable handle on gender. Thinks boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

 

[skinofevil]

Thinks quantum mechanics are tiny little guys who perform oil changes and brake jobs on molecules.

 

[realgrimm]

rattles cages in pet stores while dry humping dog toys

 

[skinofevil]

(Well, who DOESN'T do that?)

Likes to go into the library with one of those little restaurant-sized packets of mayo, go into the section on violent crime, smear a little of the mayo on his hand and a little on the crotch of his pants, wait until an older library patron is going by, then pop out with a big satisfied grin, and go, "Ahhhhhhh, SO gooooood... oh, HI THERE!"

 

[realgrimm]

I find curdled milk/creamers to be way more effective and the distance achieved(while in ejaculate mode) puts Mayo to shame..

Shares cupped farts with school children

 

[skinofevil]

Hangs around in the Everglades throwing rubber cats at the gators just so he can laugh at the sight of the scaly fuckers chewin' and chokin' on 'em.

 

[realgrimm]

feels compelled to lick dead animals at the side of the road..

 

[skinofevil]

Feels compelled to lick dead animals after dragging them into a church.

 

[aunty mabels cuntwash]

Is employed on the cleaning detail staff at Trump Towers as a window licker.

 

[realgrimm]

Dick Slapper