Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Was always chosen first for being the ball in the kick ball games
 
Change his name to mat cause everyone keeps walking on him - - - - - -
 
Likes to keep and eye on he neighbor lady ;) too much :)
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Is a very shy person, so shy that he never ever talks to real people. All he uses for communication is the speech function of his translator set to translate from English to English.
 
Use to be a KGB spy with the name Nikita. After the decline of the Russian empire she moved to the Netherlands to become the man "Nick", but being a man was not her "thing". Now she is back to being the sexy woman she always was in the UK
 
Was on the chinese market where the Corona outbreak began. Locked in a cage, about to be eaten by chinese people. Then by some weird coincidences got her freedom and ate a bat
 
Used to date one of the most wanted criminals of the Netherlands
 
Had 39 kihds, but ate 37 of them. The other 2 have escaped and are now living in Russia under an assumed name, race and gender