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TheHaze

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Made a parachute out of Sharonas underwear so that he can play games but having a hard time because of all the cum on it- - - - - - - -
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TheHaze

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Try to fit into a oven but was to fat so jerked off instead in a super market by the book stand- - - - - -
 

nazzibastard

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while i was jerking off in super market he offered to sucked my cock untell my balls where dry .he did
 

Damaged Maven

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Thinks cornhole is a bedroom game.
 

TheHaze

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Wants to eat and share with the goddess the corn cob from throbs ass hole - - - - - - 2 with extra fudge please !
 

Murdock

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Prefers missionary sex on white sheets after they both shower.
 

Damaged Maven

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And put on fresh underwear
 

Murdock

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Old enough to know better... but does it anyways.
 

Damaged Maven

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Works a room like a stiff cock... sloppy and with a little teeth to enhance the mood.
 

GG Allin

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Took the name Maven from a talentless hack former WWE wrestler because they think it was edgy and cool that they were a three-time WWE Hardcore Champion.

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Damaged Maven

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Took his name from a talentless hack formerly alive asshole named Jesus who actually does reside underground in New Hampshire....
 

TheHaze

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Found out his wife is transgender and said he didn't care as long as she/he fucked him in the ass while his uncle dilf took pictures - - - - - -
 

Seamajor

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Was found masterbating on top a grain silo
 

Damaged Maven

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Caught with a video cam and scuba gear in the Green Acres water tower.
 

TheHaze

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Was told that eating grapes will make your cum taste sweet so ate 5 lbs and ended up shitting his pants the next morning at the coffee shop - - - - - - -
 

Damaged Maven

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Left skid marked scanties and an opened package of Hanes in the men's aisle at Walmart.
 

Murdock

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Picked up Hanes from Walmart aisle floor and did the scratch and sniff test thinking it was melted chocolate.