Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[realgrimm]

constantly punches his fart box during intimate moments

 

[Q]

constantly punches his fart box during intimate moments

You mean I slap her butt hile doin' it like doggies? Why do you imagine those things about me? ;-)

Ontopic:
Dressed up as Lieutenant commander worf in the weekends

 

[realgrimm]

wheres speedos and hangs around mens washrooms

 

[Q]

Came to Earth on a comet from outer space

 

[Matt Smith]

Hates the taste of cocaine but has a strong addiction to meth.

 

[Q]

His indian name is "he with the wierdest haircut ever"

 

[Matt Smith]

Tries to claim the last word for himself all the time because he has no penis.

 

[RAVEN]

Reeks of piss and vinegar

 

[skinofevil]

Is disregarding good advice and being nice.

 

[Matt Smith]

Once ate a piece of uncooked bacon.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Sadly has nothing to pluck...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to hop up and down on his left leg thinking it will make his balls drop even more.

 

[Blurt]

Misses BFF Ernie.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Took Ernie from Matt Smith to use as a sex slave...

 

[Q]

Has this secret information, because she is Big Bird

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m bigbirds nan actually...

 

[Matt Smith]

Wishes he had 6 tits and could breast feed the pigs.

 

[Q]

I’m bigbirds nan actually...

You cannot be that old! :)

Wishes he had 6 tits and could breast feed the pigs.

Who would not want a woman like that? :)

Ontopic:
Thinks he's "Doctor Who" and has a telephone booth installed in his house

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to scare goats on sunday mornings so he can get his jollys.

 

[Q]

Is not born in the biological way, but build by his "parents" and is a so-called "photonic lifeform"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Tried penile enlargement and ended up with a gangrened cock.

 

[Q]

Sells pills on the internet that he claims will enlarge your penis, but usually leave you with a gangrened cock

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wrote a thesis on gangrenous knobs...

 

[Q]

Read the thesis as soon as is came out, ordered 100 more copies and used it as wallpaper for her livingroom

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Founded a support group for men with tiny Willy’s...

 

[Q]

Wants to join the american police for the donuts until she found out that the donuts did not come with the job

 

[Matt Smith]

Once kicked Santa in the nuts because he didn't get enough coal in his stocking.

 

[Q]

Michael Jackson is not dead, he is still alive and his new name is @Matt Smith. The one found dead was the actual @Matt Smith

 

[RAVEN]

Tinkles the bed and has to have a double liner beneath his sheets

 

[Q]

Wears a diaper