Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Double liner not enough for her, had to fit the bed with guttering...

 

[RAVEN]

Opens her window and crows like a rooster at daybreak... The neighbors never have to set an alarm clock.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to tickles the balls of stallions in the field.

 

[Frood]

Failed Lesbian Academy because of a debacle on their field trip to a Camel breeder's...

 

[Seamajor]

Lives like a Queen in her own Queendom

 

[Q]

Eats live bees for breakfast

 

[Seamajor]

Knows I drink they’re honey

 

[Frood]

Doesn't understand why bees or spelling bees have a proper education....

 

[Seamajor]

Trying in vain to settle on a gender.

 

[Q]

Still wonders who Bob is

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats Cheese with a spoon.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Eats spoon with a cheese

 

[Matt Smith]

Cheeses eats a spoon.

 

[Q]

Is allergic to cheese. When he eats cheest, his ears grow tot abnormal size for a period of 4 days

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a period every 4 days...

 

[Q]

Has never had a period... yet

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a professor of biology...

 

[Q]

Once, when she was still a young girl of only 15 summers, she went on holiday to Mexico by bike

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stole my bike...

 

[Q]

Bought the bike back for a flower she picked herself

 

[TheHaze]

This happens every time someone ask him if he is gay and say's no- - - - -

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to wipe his ass with a plunger and then use the plunger to beat his meat.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Waits in the background eagerly to lick the plunger....

 

[Seamajor]

Eats the wrong foods

 

[RAVEN]

Likes to shit in litter box.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Always tells me what a good girl I am when I do it...

 

[Q]

Is indeed a very good girl! Yes she is! Yes she is!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lies that his cock is free range, but it’s just battery...

 

[Q]

Has forgotten that my cock is something we do not share with everyone here

 

[X]

doesn't 'share his cock' with 'everyone'

just a few lucky fellas'