Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Is the forth mate on a shrimp boat..

 

[RAVEN]

Is made of sugar, spice and everything nice :facepalm:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Pisses in her plant pots to get rid of black flys...

 

[Matt Smith]

Loves to shit in his neighbors potted plants and blame it on the racoons.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has got up a raccoon posse to hunt me down...

 

[Matt Smith]

Once fingered a sheep to stay warm.

 

[Seamajor]

Familiar with Sheep

 

[RAVEN]

Has a life long dream of being a calendar model

 

[Swamp-Duck]

When she says she’s having her coffee...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to be beat up by russians hookers.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a light weight..

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes it when the cops beat him up.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is a crash for cash boss...

 

[LotusBud]

Checks in with Paula White every morning before even getting out of bed to make sure he's doing things according to God's will (as Paula White interprets God's will).

 

[Seamajor]

Dreamt about becoming an assassin.

 

[Satan]

Eats bird seeds

 

[Seamajor]

Knows I love seeds walnuts, cashews, peanuts almonds

 

[Satan]

Knows I know everything

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Knows nothing except useless info

 

[Satan]

Knows me irl

 

[Q]

Has grown wings that she uses to fly everywhere, but yesterday she dropped out of the sky because she hit a bird. This never happened to her before in all her life. She suspect it was a terrorist bird.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Tomorrow is having a whole day off from posting...

 

[LotusBud]

Tomorrow is having a whole day off from posting...

Is taking a whole month off from posting...starting now.

 

[Jeannie]

always gets her dick caught in a zipper

 

[LotusBud]

always gets her dick caught in a zipper

Has never seen a dick, so thinks it's the same thing as a vagina.

 

[Jeannie]

is morbidly obese and should be called 'bloatusbud'

 

[Ice]

Recycles old tampons

 

[Seamajor]

Knows Jeannie well

 

[Matt Smith]

Eats peanut butter out of a jar with a hot dog.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Moos like a cow every time he sees someone he likes...