Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[X]

Carries an assortment of various textures and colors of pubic hair just in case ....

 

[skinofevil]

Is one of my best and highest-paying pubic hair customers.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is Fred flintstones butler .

 

[skinofevil]

Is racist... against Mad Cow Tourettes Zombies. He learnt it from his dear aul' mum, God rest her filt'y soul. Dare was no toleratin' dem sewer mouthed dead paeple, not in HER ho'se, an' don't you be fergettin' ut!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Leave me finger n thumb alone, you never bin in me rat n mouse, your just a holy fryer.

 

[skinofevil]

Thinks that a yank dunno Cockney rhyming slang, but what he said -- fer the normal people readin' -- was: "Leave me mum alone, you never bin in me house, your just a liar."

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Would never share me jelled eels.

 

[skinofevil]

Is actually not a duck but, rather, a pigeon in disguise.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

The only was he’s going to get laid is if he crawls up and chickens arse and waits.

 

[skinofevil]

The only was he’s going to get laid is if he crawls up and chickens arse and waits.

(^^I am stealing the fuck out of that.)

Masturbates with bagels in the cafe men's room. Then walks out and puts them back on the plate for opportunistic and hungry vagrants to discover.

 

[realgrimm]

rolls shit balls from random turds

 

[ESAD TIA]

Gave me Hep C and VD.

 

[skinofevil]

Rolls shit balls from only the most carefully curated selection of gourmet turds.

 

[TheHaze]

Jerks off to porno shots of his grandma

 

[realgrimm]

eats twinkies like a creamy vagina

 

[skinofevil]

Climbs into bed with old men, just for the thrill of it

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Removed his Facebook pic before it got taken by Ripleys believe it or not.

 

[X]

Dreams of Julio Iglesias giving her a bikini wax ..

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Dreams of eating ticks off Canadian bears

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Likes to dance naked smother in peanut butter and jelly.

 

[skinofevil]

Likes to put on a monkey suit, climb on top of her neighbors' roofs, and throw donuts at them while roaring and waving a Barbie doll.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has found a way to comb over so his horns don’t show.

 

[X]

Goes over to friends houses and loads the drawers with potato mashers so the drawers don't open properly

 

[skinofevil]

Does the Linda Blair "crabwalk down the stairs" move every time he visits his parents.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What would beauty be without ugliness, see you are important .

 

[skinofevil]

Runs up to American tourists and beats them with bags of potato chips whilst screaming, "CRISPS! (It sounds like 'cressssps!') CRISPS, YE MANK! GAE'N BILE YER EED!"

 

[realgrimm]

Dry humps inanimate objects while crying and making guttural screeching noises every time people mention Donald Trump

 

[skinofevil]

Frolicks.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

yells yolo every time he flings boogers at his friends

 

[skinofevil]

Walks up to old men in the produce aisle at her local market, lifts her shirt and yells, "HOW'D'YA LIKE THEEEEEEEEEESE MELONS, GRAND-DAD?!" in hopes of inducing heart attacks.