Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Wears pull ups and will soon use the toilet like a big boy...

 

[RAVEN]

uses this for deodorant

 

[Seamajor]

Saves the day

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Didn’t realise it was a spray and slid it up his arse, now it’s stuck...

 

[RAVEN]

Wheels a grill down to a local Mosque and barbeques pork during Friday prayers.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to put ketchup on his pancakes.

 

[Breakfall]

Secretly knows Raven is a woman with a vanilla ice cream fetish.

 

[Frood]

Saves his toenail clippings in an old Doritos bag....for the flavours.

 

[Succubus]

Is secretly in love with me but won't tell anyone. I am the Wooed of all Wooeds.

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes pickles on his peanut butter and Bologna sandwiches.

 

[Succubus]

Likes pickles on his peanut butter and Bologna sandwiches.

Her*

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to be known as her* for 3 years before qualifying for the operation...

 

[RAVEN]

Blows her nose and saves her crusty tissues to use as a scrubbing pads.

 

[Frood]

Spanks his monkey to videos of monkeys spanking monkeys...

 

[RAVEN]

Hopes to break into the porn business by filming Benzo and JS at the Howard Johnson.

 

[Frood]

Fashioned a dildo from Lego's

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Just got engaged but is blushing and too shy to tell anyone...

 

[Matt Smith]

Only has 4 toes on his left foot.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Chops off woman toes and keeps them in a jar to suck at his leisure...

 

[Gutterballs]

only shits when the sun rises never when its sundown

 

[LotusBud]

Believes that's God's voice he's hearing. Has no clue it's actually the devil.

 

[X]

Every time she smiles her anus adds another wrinkle

 

[Matt Smith]

Plays hop scotch with the neighbors dog at 3am every night.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I will not slept with him...

 

[Dove]

Wipes his ass with his hands and challenges random people to intense rounds of pat a cake.

 

[Seamajor]

Forgot Swamp Duck is a female

 

[LotusBud]

Is besties with Biggie.

 

[Jeannie]

oh no, not her

 

[LotusBud]

Had the stick in her ass surgically implanted when she had her last plastic surgery.

Sorry. I know the accusation was supposed to be absurd. My bad.

 

[Jeannie]

Had the stick in her ass surgically implanted when she had her last plastic surgery.

Sorry. I know the accusation was supposed to be absurd. My bad.

never had the surgery and still features as 'the bearded lady' in the traveling circus