Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Swamp-Duck]

Gets up early to rub her minge on neighbors windows who are now all complaining about snails...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes the taste of mustard.

 

[RAVEN]

Has to have his butt waxed once a month or his dog tries to mate with him.

 

[Ice]

Picks bottles along the roadside at night so her friends don't see her.

 

[Matt Smith]

Once kicked a homeless man in the junk for because he took the last toblerone bar.

 

[RAVEN]

The cookie monster was his childhood hero.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Slaughters mice chops off the head and sucks the brains out...in private though...

 

[Frood]

Goes down on wasp nests for that Geordie lip look...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Is really the...

 

[Frood]

Prosecuted by the RSPCA for mistakenly drinking a Red Bull in a paddock....

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Rocks some amazing tattoos...

 

[Matt Smith]

Likes to eat deep fried turkey butts.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has a turkey butt..

 

[RAVEN]

Fired her hairdresser when her last perm looked like a nig nog's afro.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Goes to the library to use the Internet poor old bag lady...

 

[Highlighter Samurai]

Goes to the library to use the Internet poor old bag lady...

Kidnapped my family.

Let them go, you son of a bitch.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[RAVEN]

Uses her vibrator as a kitchen utensil.. especially to stir soup ..

 

[Matt Smith]

Left a can of pickled eggs out for santa.

 

[RAVEN]

Has a midget child from a one night stand he had with a circus performer.

 

[Succubus]

Hooks her vibrator up to a car battery.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Has to use a traffic cone...

 

[Seamajor]

Likes orange traffic cones

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Trims his pubes and glues them to his head to pretend they’re hair...

 

[Blurt]

Sells bottled vaginal farts on eBay.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Buys my bottled virginal farts in bulk...

 

[RAVEN]

Has volunteered to eat her own boogers for a science experiment.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Has pledged allegiance to the BLM movement.

 

[X]

Is an absolute Goose monster at Bus stops

 

[Succubus]

Loves me unconditionally and wants to give me strong orgasms on a half hourly basis.