Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[Blurt]

Once growled out a dead skunk then curled up in the fetal position and bellowed for his momma's teets....

Learn sentence structure some time, it'll help make you look smarter than you are...

SSS
- Observant

^^^ comma splice

Far be it from me to prevent you from looking smarter than you are, Sir Supe, but perhaps you look more observant than you are.

 

[RAVEN]

Is a serial killer irl ..

 

[Breakfall]

Enjoys teasing her nipples and brushing her pubic mound gently with Raven feathers because she can…

 

[RAVEN]

Wants to lick Omni's tooth gap for leftover food for a snackage.

 

[mastersplither]

Has her own brand of thc infused edible panties

 

[RAVEN]

Gained 20lbs through the holidays and can't fit in his gimp suit anymore.

 

[Seamajor]

Everyone hates the gifts you gave.

 

[RAVEN]

you brutal bastard :D

 

[mastersplither]

Has 5 onlyfans accounts

 

[Seamajor]

Is cold all the time

 

[Adam Hitler]

Is a distant cousin of Eva Braun.

 

[Seamajor]

Always outta sheckles

 

[X]

uses the Thighmaster

 

[X]

not so awesome sometimes

so back ack a dack the F off mang ...
over

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Most definitely is a nigger kisser

 

[Cookie Monster]

Estrogen levels higher than Caskurs.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A very rude asshole

 

[Cookie Monster]

Shows side effects of being gang raped by a herd of Manatee, therefor has bumper sticker in pink comic sans stating his "poop chute wider than the Brooklyn tunnel", one that even Moses couldn't close behind him after leading his people through.

 

[X]

poasts WErDZzzz ///

 

[realgrimm]

Counts his fingers and toes every morning to make sure none are missing

 

[Cookie Monster]

All his fingers and toes are webbed together so he doesn't lose any.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Has wet drams with Johnny Storm and Sum Cunt

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

His mating call is grunting loudly on the toilet

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Became scared when the trucker said he had purdy lips

 

[Cookie Monster]

Expert on truckstop restrooms.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Expert on glory holes in truckstop restrooms

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Expert on experts on glory holes in truckstop restrooms.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

A judgemental asshole

 

[X]

takes in wayward penis'sis's

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Too fucking retarded to spell "penises" correctly