Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Donates to Wal-Mart.

 

[X]

Eats Dictionaries and gravy

 

[skinofevil]

Keeps his grandmother chained up in the basement and feeds her homeless people. Except it's not really his grandmother, it's a rabid Great Dane he tranq'd and dressed up in his grandmother's old clothes.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is really a transgender midget with HIV

 

[GG Allin]

Wants me to jack off with their diarrhea.

I'll do it, I don't give a fuck.

 

[skinofevil]

Goes to Sunday School. Religiously.

 

[GG Allin]

Goes to Sunday School. Religiously.

born Jesus Christ Allin; August 29, 1956

 

[X]

Stole my bike ...

 

[GG Allin]

I SOLD it for $5 bucks to get me to a total of $15 to buy my half gram of black tar and that shit was cut with powdered milk and since I am lactose intolerant I've been shitting all day and it's OK because that's the best part.

 

[skinofevil]

Clearly doesn't know how this game is played.

 

[GG Allin]

That's absurd! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[skinofevil]

Has been eating paste and crayons seasoned with window grit.

 

[X]

Masturbates to the color blue ...

 

[Vile_Vixen]

oddly smooth all ova

 

[X]

Apparently missing some letters on her keybored

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Apparently missing some letters on her keybored

How DARE you!!

 

[X]

Fortunately she's very forgiving ..

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Once fell in love with an alien.

 

[Sharona]

Probably allows a man to tell her what to cook.

 

[Jeannie]

wears granny panties

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Wants to make love to Shagnasty!

 

[Jeannie]

would buy sharonas used granny panties :LOL1:

 

[Val Gina]

has missed me

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Uses a rolling pin as a dildo and keeps the shit clad thing in the draw with the knifes and forks.

 

[Val Gina]

creeps through the dark and silent house at dawn to deep throat this rolling pin

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Val Gina]

rubs yeast on his hair to feel close to a woman

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shits in woman’s punani before sex to pretend it’s an arseole.

 

[Val Gina]

shoves foam in his foreskin to appear thicker