Is a journalist and wrote a book on good house keeping called “Fuck it That Will Do “.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,081 Is a journalist and wrote a book on good house keeping called “Fuck it That Will Do “.
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jul 9, 2019 #1,082 Leaves Jack Chick tracts in gay bars.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,083 Wears adult diapers to feel the warm caress of fresh diarrhoea round his nuts.
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jul 9, 2019 #1,084 Killed John Wick's hamster.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,085 Has a glow in the dark penis that can be seen from space.
Seamajor Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 34,478 Jul 9, 2019 #1,086 Married his mother in law.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,087 Lures woman into dark ally ways and kills them with his skates.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,078 Jul 9, 2019 #1,088 saves used rubbers and collects the juice for cooking - - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,089 Executed all his sisters dolls as a kid in the hope of catching Charles Manson attention.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,078 Jul 9, 2019 #1,090 Takes it in the ass for birth control - - - - - -
Jeannie Factory Bastard Factory Bastard Messages 12,065 Jul 9, 2019 #1,091 starts every story with - this one time, at band camp........
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jul 9, 2019 #1,092 Leaves change on the nightstand.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 9, 2019 #1,093 Wears the strangest looking knickers you ever saw.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,078 Jul 10, 2019 #1,094 Doesn't wear knickers - - - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 10, 2019 #1,095 Sits on a rubber ring waiting for his hemmroid ointment to work.
TheHaze If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither Site Supporter Messages 10,078 Jul 10, 2019 #1,096 Pull's on my cock to get attention- - - - - -
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,097 If you all have one of these, you could see it too.
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jul 11, 2019 #1,098 Gives free tugs to dumpster hobos.
Mr. Whipple brilliantly insane Site Supporter Messages 6,535 Location Upstate NY by the Adirondack mountains Jul 11, 2019 #1,099 enjoys enemas after eating at clambakes
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,100 Thinks the International Date Line is a social network.
skinofevil Undeniably Plausible Site Supporter Messages 2,194 Location The Third Rail Jul 11, 2019 #1,101 Auditioned for the role of Mary Poppins' umbrella. Got the role but lost it due to sleeping in.
realgrimm ፕልክፏቹክፕ ነየርጎልረጎነፕ Global Moderator Messages 20,178 Location ○̸̛̛̛̛̀͂̌̉́͌͊̎̋̃͐͛̉̓̏͛͊̏͑̈́̆̌̑͂̿̍̎͑͗̽̇́̄͊̾̏͘͘̕̚̕͝͝͝ Jul 11, 2019 #1,102 chews on his phlegm
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,103 Believes Inhibitions are a tribe of Canadian eskimos.
Jeannie Factory Bastard Factory Bastard Messages 12,065 Jul 11, 2019 #1,104 Swamp-Duck said: If you all have one of these, you could see it too. View attachment 547 Click to expand... and dont forget these
Swamp-Duck said: If you all have one of these, you could see it too. View attachment 547 Click to expand... and dont forget these
Jeannie Factory Bastard Factory Bastard Messages 12,065 Jul 11, 2019 #1,105 Swamp-Duck said: Believes Inhibitions are a tribe of Canadian eskimos. Click to expand... cracks open the eggs at the round end :WaitWhat:
Swamp-Duck said: Believes Inhibitions are a tribe of Canadian eskimos. Click to expand... cracks open the eggs at the round end :WaitWhat:
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,106 Canadian Eskimos believe she is a tribe of inhibitions..
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jul 11, 2019 #1,107 Writes her own phone number in bathroom stalls.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,108 Got busted faking his own death when he sent out thank you notes to everyone that attended his funeral.
Got busted faking his own death when he sent out thank you notes to everyone that attended his funeral.
Damaged Maven A little older and a little stupider than most. Site Supporter Messages 2,138 Location 37.27, -76.7 Jul 11, 2019 #1,109 Left a trail of bread crumbs to find her way home. Forgot about the pigeons.
OP OP Swamp-Duck Factory Bastard Site Supporter Messages 24,947 Location Mogadishu Jul 11, 2019 #1,110 Spends hours wondering why railway lines only ever touch in the distance.