Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

[skinofevil]

Tried out that "reverse eating" thing from that early episode of South Park. Discovered it only works halfway. Liked it anyhow.

 

[Damaged Maven]

If you can reverse eat a stuffed turkey, everyone knows you've been hitting the links on the regular.

 

[skinofevil]

Once tied a girl up and stuffed her vagina full of mashed potatoes.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Left a party empty handed.

 

[skinofevil]

Goes into government buildings just to throw hot dogs down the hallways.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Shot the sherriff, then called 911.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Shot the queen of England and called 999.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Dressed the queen of England, then called People magazine.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Oh, you're up early.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Oh, you're up early.

Yeah dog had to go out to the park early, got visitors later, if I don’t run off his energy he’s too boisterous lol.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Thanks for the reminder, I need to take the poodle for walkies.

 

[skinofevil]

Doesn't own a poodle, just a moldy week-old bagel he CALLS his poodle.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

You contracted an STD at a Sasquatch orgy.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

likes to fart in the bathtub and let her dog pop the bubbles with his teeth

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Stole my text message and reposted it ?...:Rude:

 

[FFFFFUUUUUUU]

Slept with every member of the forum twice in one night and still pretends that it didn't happen.....

 

[TheHaze]

Plays with his turds in the bath tub- - - - - - - -

 

[skinofevil]

Wants to throw AOC over the fence. Into the gorilla exhibit so he can post "Harambe 2.0" memes.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Stole my text message and reposted it ?...:Rude:

FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO

 

[Damaged Maven]

Gives new meaning to the word tasteless.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Is a Steven Spielberg looking Jewish foreskin!

 

[Damaged Maven]

Never heard of a mohel.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Has about 100 arms

 

[Mr. Whipple]

ATTENTION WHORE Gives new meaning to the word tasteless. ATTENTION WHORE


ATTENTION WHORE

yeah you MAVEN

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Complimentary

 

[Damaged Maven]

Apt avatar.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Sourpuss (I’m only joking ffs)

 

[Damaged Maven]

Eats sour puss for breakfast.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Casts off 100,000 pubes a day, bed is bouncing

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Knows the true identity of JFK's assassin