Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Likes to roll around in piles of dirty laundry getting high of the human stale -B.O. funk, then goes tear-ass-ing through the house at 3 AM waking his owners up.
 
Eat's dryed up cat turds from the cat box cause they look like Almond Roca bars - - - - -
 
Love's to dive into the out house and bite all the turds to make sure they are all dead !