Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Swamp-Duck

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Sits in water to rehydrate...like dry legumes
Has allot to say for a twat who only a short time ago was throwing a tantrum and demanding his account be deleted.
 

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Is sensitive ...
 

X

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Has a stack of Duct tape 10 miles high .. for date night
 

Damaged Maven

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Thinks "eating dates" is an acceptable euphemism for orral sex.
 

HELLFIRE

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Tells the goddess he's going bowling, while he happily skips to the gay bar with condoms in his back pocket lol..
 

Damaged Maven

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Fills condoms with jelly and brags about his potency.
 

Swamp-Duck

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His posts in the kinky thread were so kinky that they were deleted and animal control had to be called.
 

Damaged Maven

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Left the pub when the regulars didn't appreciate the burlesque action.
 

TheHaze

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Likes getting it in the ass from the Goddess without lube - !
 

Damaged Maven

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Never needs k-y because of chronic diarrhea.
 

rancidmilko

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crashed his own prom and put drugs in the punch bowl
 

Swamp-Duck

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Fucked a gorilla and now expecting monkey babies...
 

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Goes to the Gym to hold the ankles of fellas' doing sit-ups ...but ONLY if they have really baggy shorts on ..
 

Seamajor

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your favorite
 

Vile_Vixen

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Enjoys crunchy peanut butter and petroleum jelly sandwiches
 

Damaged Maven

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Listed "social disease" on her disability claim.
 

Damaged Maven

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Now that's really fucking cruel. True, but cruel.

Holds a majority stock in Tinactin because... you know....