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Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
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Keeps emptied toilet paper tubes so when he gets gas he can fart through them to make the farts louder; falls over giggling like a deranged girl every time he does this.
 

TheHaze

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Hangs out at the gay spa most nights looking for action - - - - - - -
 

Spatula Khan

Destroyer of Men and Pleaser of Tastebuds!
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Wanders around with cigars made to look like penises. Doesn't smoke 'em, just puts one in his mouth whenever he finds himself having an unwanted conversation. Makes it bobble up and down if just the sight of it isn't ending the conversation promptly enough for his liking.
 
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